What is eNationality?

Day 2,240, 14:47 Published in Japan Ireland by Flaco Jimenez

In response to a very well written article by Aryzn found here, I decided to examine the concept of eNationality.




I was eborn Aug 31, 2008 in the eUSA. I was mayor of Austin, Texas for a single term, served in the US military, and started my business empire in houses. After extreme disgust with the politics of the eUS I sold my businesses and moved to Siberia to become an oil tycoon. After a short period eRomania invaded and my money was worthless and I could no longer sell oil. I lived in Romania for several months working as a topless dancer and finally saved enough to buy a license to sell oil. Eventually the language barrier and a lack of workers forced me to sell my oil wells.

After a period of several months I moved to eSpain and became a weapons manufacturer. I served in the military, joined a party, was elected to Congress and became quite wealthy with the high wages and cheap resources. I parlayed my wealth into several iron mines and sold the goods abroad.

A friend invited me to eCanada during the first invasion. I joined the military and won my first battle hero during that war. After the invasion was defeated another friend invited me to eSingapore to head the eSingaporean navy. I joined a party and served several terms in Congress. I was elected to a term as country president which I served with distinction and honor. I became even richer by playing the monetary market and weapons manufacturing.

I felt the wanderlust in my tattered gypsy soul once again and followed a friend to eIreland. I served in the ICA, joined a party, served in Congress, and fought bravely whenever called. As much as I loved eIreland I could not stay that long.

I began to wander the eworld seeking adventures and lulz. I have visited the vast majority of countries at least once. I was part of the pioneering of eTaiwan. I have tried my hand at numerous businesses and been very successful at most of them. Last year I ended up in eJapan as a wandering Dioist monk. My humble service here is not worth mentioning. If anyone is curious PM me for a list.

So my question to you eJapan is simple.

What enationality am I?