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What does Miley and the Admin have in comin?
Public Disclosure: This article contains a rant, a bedroom appropriate thyme. One naturally occurring product that everyone does hopefully once or twice everyday.
Okay, Today I'll focus on two things 1. Miley Cyrus and 2. What I think about V2 at This moment.
So let's get started:
About 2.2 days ago I want to my GF's place and I was greeted with a jumping hug and "Oh! b. k. blake (Blake) I want you to hear this new song, I want you to guess who the singer is. When I found out who sang this song I was shocked!" (she has a naturally load voice when she happy-- It hurts my ears most of the time.)
So she pulls out her Laptop, brings up YouTube and types Can't be Tamed . Well Knowing what I was just allowed to see I didn't need to guess who sang the song or even what the song was. Yet I listened... (Smiles are my weakness and her's so pretty)
I'll wait for you to listen to the song... but stop when you get about 3/4ths done.
(waiting) La la la.... I wonder if I'll get banned for logging in to this computer when I'm still logged in at home?
So now that you heard it I can tell you what I told my GF. Miley Cyrus is ....
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This is why I say she as a Musical Artist is shit:
1. Have you heard any of her songs? They are all 80% loud soft "A".... That's painful to listen to.
2. She has no purpose being a singer. She has no story to tell, No one to help or hate or love. She is just a Teen GIRL with an annoying LOUD Soft "A" voice that happens to be rich enough to display her moods from week to week with a song Like I am allowed to do with this article.
3. She copies and Steals others work or singing style (I hate her for just that alone.)
Proof? okay.... I'll give you 1 song just because I'm not gonna give myself a migraine due to her voice for you.
Exhibit A:
Can't be Tamed
Break down:
Beat sample
#1 57 sec to 1.07 --- sounds Very close to this earlier produced song by Britney Spears Known as If you seek Amy
Vocal Alteration:
#1 2 mins 1 sec to 2 mins 3 sec in "Can't Be Tamed"
--- What is that? a Chipmunk after a double helping of Coffee?
#2 2 mins 21 sec to 2 mins 30 sec in "Gimmie More"
--- That is the same voice altering setting but with a Mileys bad "a" sound.
Words and how that make Miley show off how truly bad at being a Musical Artist:
Lyrics from "Can't Be Tamed" with my commentary
"Like the Mafia" Really?
--Your first words are Like the mafia.
"For those who don't know me I can get abit crazy have to get my way yep. 24 hours day cause I'm hot like that I have got everywhere like that just gets me mad attention. Like I'm under inspection. I always get to 10 cause I'm built like that."
-- Is that ADHD I hope that's ADHD please say that's ADHD. So she tells us that she is an attention Whore and Egotistical out every hole she has. Oh and you’re not built like that.. Trust me your not.
"I go through guys like money flyin out the Hanes"
-- Did she just admit to paying for s-e-x? (I guess guys were all talk or too smart to touch that.)
"And every tomorrow is a day I never plan"
-- Oh SHIT That means she has something or seeks the Nightlife all day... (Warning: Don't think about touching her.... ewwww)
"If your gonna be my man Understand, I can't be saved I can't be tamed I can't be blamed... (bla bla bla...) ... I can't be changed... All of my pieces are jagged"
-- Hummm... you can't be turned into a respectable woman, you can't stop paying for s-e-x and you can't be blamed if you destroy your mans life because you can't change, AND your Jagged down their! Did you wonder how a blender would feel? (side note: EWWWWW! and ewwwwwww!...)
"If you understand this we can make some magic among like that. I wanna fly I wanna drive, I wanna go! I wanna be apart of something I don't know, and if you try to hold me back I might explode! Baby by now you should know.."
-- You should be in sex therapy? Know how to drive, get somewhere, get on a plane or train or boat..
"and if you try to hold me back I might explode!" Well that's why you can't be tamed... what guy wants to hold you when you'll explode (literally)?
Well that's it for me... I have a headache.
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NOW it's time for my thoughts about the current V2 Beta.
When the Admin give you 150+ Gold at every Reset you tend to buy the best of everything and love the game.... But why are they doing that? I think they are doing it so we Beta "Giants" (Sorry I had to say that) would get hooked on all the really cool features and boosters and war mod with the goal of making us more susceptible to buying gold when V2 is made live.
The war mod:
All an all I like the turn system.... but it needs to be cut down to 1 min and 30 seconds from 2 mins and 15 seconds....
Oh and the infantry battle style is useless. You miss more your damage is weak and the boosters are less effective because your weak.
What about the Infantry>Anti-Air>Heli>Tank? Either Air and tank are so close to being on the same level of equality it just isn't funny or useful. I found my self dyeing from a tank when I was a Heli with a slight Strength and Accuracy say a 0.02 to 0.06 advantage and 100% wellness.
Well those are my major issues with V2 other then the fact that you can't play and advance without paying $60 a day to have any quantifiable amount of fun.
signed,
b. k. blake
Okay, Today I'll focus on two things 1. Miley Cyrus and 2. What I think about V2 at This moment.
So let's get started:
About 2.2 days ago I want to my GF's place and I was greeted with a jumping hug and "Oh! b. k. blake (Blake) I want you to hear this new song, I want you to guess who the singer is. When I found out who sang this song I was shocked!" (she has a naturally load voice when she happy-- It hurts my ears most of the time.)
So she pulls out her Laptop, brings up YouTube and types Can't be Tamed . Well Knowing what I was just allowed to see I didn't need to guess who sang the song or even what the song was. Yet I listened... (Smiles are my weakness and her's so pretty)
I'll wait for you to listen to the song... but stop when you get about 3/4ths done.
(waiting) La la la.... I wonder if I'll get banned for logging in to this computer when I'm still logged in at home?
So now that you heard it I can tell you what I told my GF. Miley Cyrus is ....
(hold on... wait for it...)
(Scroll down some fast, then stop quickly)
[img]i77.photobucket.com/.../sonny88_2006/shit.jpg[/img]
This is why I say she as a Musical Artist is shit:
1. Have you heard any of her songs? They are all 80% loud soft "A".... That's painful to listen to.
2. She has no purpose being a singer. She has no story to tell, No one to help or hate or love. She is just a Teen GIRL with an annoying LOUD Soft "A" voice that happens to be rich enough to display her moods from week to week with a song Like I am allowed to do with this article.
3. She copies and Steals others work or singing style (I hate her for just that alone.)
Proof? okay.... I'll give you 1 song just because I'm not gonna give myself a migraine due to her voice for you.
Exhibit A:
Can't be Tamed
Break down:
Beat sample
#1 57 sec to 1.07 --- sounds Very close to this earlier produced song by Britney Spears Known as If you seek Amy
Vocal Alteration:
#1 2 mins 1 sec to 2 mins 3 sec in "Can't Be Tamed"
--- What is that? a Chipmunk after a double helping of Coffee?
#2 2 mins 21 sec to 2 mins 30 sec in "Gimmie More"
--- That is the same voice altering setting but with a Mileys bad "a" sound.
Words and how that make Miley show off how truly bad at being a Musical Artist:
Lyrics from "Can't Be Tamed" with my commentary
"Like the Mafia" Really?
--Your first words are Like the mafia.
"For those who don't know me I can get abit crazy have to get my way yep. 24 hours day cause I'm hot like that I have got everywhere like that just gets me mad attention. Like I'm under inspection. I always get to 10 cause I'm built like that."
-- Is that ADHD I hope that's ADHD please say that's ADHD. So she tells us that she is an attention Whore and Egotistical out every hole she has. Oh and you’re not built like that.. Trust me your not.
"I go through guys like money flyin out the Hanes"
-- Did she just admit to paying for s-e-x? (I guess guys were all talk or too smart to touch that.)
"And every tomorrow is a day I never plan"
-- Oh SHIT That means she has something or seeks the Nightlife all day... (Warning: Don't think about touching her.... ewwww)
"If your gonna be my man Understand, I can't be saved I can't be tamed I can't be blamed... (bla bla bla...) ... I can't be changed... All of my pieces are jagged"
-- Hummm... you can't be turned into a respectable woman, you can't stop paying for s-e-x and you can't be blamed if you destroy your mans life because you can't change, AND your Jagged down their! Did you wonder how a blender would feel? (side note: EWWWWW! and ewwwwwww!...)
"If you understand this we can make some magic among like that. I wanna fly I wanna drive, I wanna go! I wanna be apart of something I don't know, and if you try to hold me back I might explode! Baby by now you should know.."
-- You should be in sex therapy? Know how to drive, get somewhere, get on a plane or train or boat..
"and if you try to hold me back I might explode!" Well that's why you can't be tamed... what guy wants to hold you when you'll explode (literally)?
Well that's it for me... I have a headache.
>>><<<>>>< <<>>><<<>> ><<<>>><<< >>><<<>>>< <<>>><<<>> ><<<>>><<< >>><<<
NOW it's time for my thoughts about the current V2 Beta.
When the Admin give you 150+ Gold at every Reset you tend to buy the best of everything and love the game.... But why are they doing that? I think they are doing it so we Beta "Giants" (Sorry I had to say that) would get hooked on all the really cool features and boosters and war mod with the goal of making us more susceptible to buying gold when V2 is made live.
The war mod:
All an all I like the turn system.... but it needs to be cut down to 1 min and 30 seconds from 2 mins and 15 seconds....
Oh and the infantry battle style is useless. You miss more your damage is weak and the boosters are less effective because your weak.
What about the Infantry>Anti-Air>Heli>Tank? Either Air and tank are so close to being on the same level of equality it just isn't funny or useful. I found my self dyeing from a tank when I was a Heli with a slight Strength and Accuracy say a 0.02 to 0.06 advantage and 100% wellness.
Well those are my major issues with V2 other then the fact that you can't play and advance without paying $60 a day to have any quantifiable amount of fun.
signed,
b. k. blake
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wait, u have a GF ?
@ 21Zelenkooo
Yes, I do... and we're happy.
Also Why is it that everytime I say that I get a responce similer to yours?
Because it is the internet!
Anyway, I agree that Miley Cyrus has no talent.
silent vote
Voted up for greatness.
what's this about 150+ gold?