Welcome to the newspaper israel tomorro!!!
In this paper I will try to entertain you in if it's not entertaining stories bring me ideas and I will
So enjoy them written for starters I'll get a few laughs:
1) A man said to his friend: "My dwarf. Seem to you that if I give my impressions of money?"
Friend looked puzzled: "Your height is six feet, how do you say you are a dwarf?" He asked.
"That's just it," he explained enthusiastically, "I'm the world's tallest midget".
2) A woman came to the exhibition looks at the first picture and immediately yells at guard: "This exhibition! Way
It?! What kind of picture it? "
And the guard replies: "Sorry ma'am It is not that picture from s - a - e!"
3) The woman says to her husband after the wedding: "I will at all from A to Q,
And you will do just the Z, clean, cook, will iron .... "
Hope you enjoyed
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