The Pony Express
First off, I'd like to welcome each of you to the Pony Express. I'd also like to thank you for volunteering to help out in taking back control of OUR media. I don't know about you, but I'm tired of seeing "LOLFAILMAXXX" articles reach the Top 5 because our enemies are more organized than we are.
Joseph Stalin once said, "We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?" (Granted, he was a monster who committed mass murder). But, on this topic, he's right. If we wouldn't give our enemies Q1 weapons, why would we let them have space in our Top 5 or Top 10 media?
Without further ado, here's how to get yourself situated to be a top-notch Pony Express rider:
1) Subscribe to this newspaper with your player. Then, subscribe to this newspaper with every organization you have.
2) Check for updates daily. Simply log in to each of your accounts, go to your subscriptions page, and open up the latest The Express Delivery article. Click vote.
3) Add the Pony Express as a friend to each of your organizations and your player. This way you can always get orders via shouts if needed.
4) If you aren't going to use your shouts, shout the latest article of The Express Delivery with each of your orgs and your player. Simply copy and paste to save your work.
5) Pat yourself on the back for helping America be a better eCountry.
TODAY'S EXPRESS DELIVERIES:
White House Press Release #75: PigInZen Moves In
How To Write A FAIL Article
That's it for now. Ride hard. Ride fast.
Secretary of Media
Deputy Secretary of Media
Pony Express Director
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