Weekly Power Rankings #7: Border Wars Galore
Shoi12
Welcome to another edition of the eRepublik Power Rankings! Here are the rules; the efforts of the top five countries this week will be recognized, and the five worst performances will be mocked, no exceptions! Countries are recognized for many things, including successful defending, securing strong alliances, and, of course, conquering rivals. Without further ado, let's begin!
Updated as of 23:30 New World Time, Day 1,691
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WINNERS
1 (5) Ukraine
Ukraine is looking better and better by the minute, and it's not because they've lost weight. On the contrary, with the momentum and support that they started last week, they've pushed Hungary completely out, and earned a very favorable status quo peace deal with Moldova, expanding a few provinces as a result. With Romania about to seal the Green Menace back in its cave, it looks like a successful defense against two hungry nations.
Week rating: 9.3/10
2 (NR) USA
Amidst all the controversy, the one thing everyone can agree on is that USA knows how to win. Despite a few disappointing displays in various RWs, America has taken Mexico by storm, shooting down so many enemies that even the drug cartel was impressed. Terra is furious for America's plans to betray them, but they can't help but be just a bit worried by the way America has cruised through Mexico.
Week rating: 9.1/10
3 (NR) France
For all the hate I give France, and trust me, I give them a lot of hate, they finally pulled their weight this week, surprisingly beating the UK in many not-even-that-close battles. With Canadian reinforcements on the way, it appears that France has started a full-on conquest of their rivals across the channel. If they're going to win me over, they'll have to put up performances like this often, but a very good start.
Week rating: 8.8/10
4 (NR) Russia
The high ratings continue, as Russia is next to receive accolades. Sweden is a very strong nation, so for Russia to reduce it to little more than a few acres of coast lands is mighty impressive. With their victory, they've completely secured all of Scandinavia (well most) under their control, along with its massive resource pool. Things are looking up for the vodka-lovers.
Week rating: 8.5/10
5 (NR) Albania
Rooting for the underdog is everyone's favorite thing to do, and what better underdog than Albania? Surrounded by three hostile nations bent on crushing them, Albania has managed somehow to not only survive, but expand, capturing southern Montenegro while holding off their larger foes. While most players assumed Albania would be crushed, they've made the most of their awful situation, something worthy of recognition.
Week rating: 8.1/10
Honorable Mentions: Poland, Romania
LOSERS
Just barely good enough: Moldova, Estonia
B5 (NR) Indonesia
For a nation surrounded by nobodies, they haven't done much with the godsend given to them. Yes, the most powerful nation away from any real danger has been humiliated by Columbia, the Philippines, and Malaysia. They've lost their entire foothold in South America as well as chunks of Philippine lands, with only a single Malaysian province to show for it. If Indonesia wishes to continue being the force in Southeast Asia, they can't repeat a performance like this.
Week rating: 3.9/10
B4 (NR) Germany
But wait, didn't they RW some of their northern lands back? No, the Polish actually gave those lands back to them. If you consider their poor finish to the Polish-German war, getting crushed in all major battles, it's clear they did not deserve a free pass simply because the Poles were 'generous'. Germany needs to pull itself together and make a push to reclaim its lost glory. And besides, does anyone see the irony in Poland beating Germany?
Week rating: 3.8/10
B3 (B5) Hungary
The last chance at glory has come and gone, leaving a shriveled and demoralized Hungary with a laughable three provinces and a Romania with eyes gleaming with opportunity, something Hungary has clearly wasted. Though some of my Hungarians acquaintances may disagree, it just seems as if Hungary is outranked at this point, trying to bite off too much of the pie.
Week rating: 3.4/10
B2 (NR) Sweden
Sveden hast had many problems trying to deal wist Russia, none of vich are being solved anytime soon. Ok, I'll stop, but my point is still the same. After an initial period in which they were holding their own, they're handing out their lands to Russia as if they were the Salvation Army! If they keep up this clearly inferior level of strength, they will certainly not be the viktor, er victor.
Week rating: 1.3/10
B1 (NR) Mexico
This is really a tossup between the Swedes and the Mexicanos for worst performance of the week. It's unbelievable how badly the Americans are carving up Mexican lands and eating them up like a Thanksgiving turkey (that's a joke for you Americans, laugh it up). Unlike Sweden, which has managed to put up SOME resistance, Mexico has been absolutely helpless, its only bright spot being the RWs that put up a good fight. But when your rebels fight better than your standing army, there's something wrong.
Week rating: 1.2/10
NOTABLE EVENTS
Sayonara: Peru, Netherlands, Estonia, Chile
Welcome back: FYROM
Other notable events:
1st Cabinet!
Gold Sweepstakes confirmed for the 15th
5 new missions added, due to end on day 1,700
Earth confirmed not to be round
MUSIC OF THE WEEK
Gorgeous guitar playing. The first 20 seconds captivates you, the rest makes your stay worthwhile. Better buy a new replay button by the time you're finished!
The Journey
Recommendation: 10/10
Until next time, take care!
Comments
Ukraine and USA #1 and #2! \o/
Now that's what I like to see
Vodkaaaa! )
France? You did see the stat where all the damage was done by Terra members and not France?
Dont get me wrong it was a highly impressive campaign but it began on the back of an agreement where ONE and the eUK would attack Brittany and not tank and they and Terra would do the same in the SEofEngland...we held our side of the bargain. If Poland get their heads out their arses and honour what they told us i wouldnt expect to see France on the map for quite a while.
But again hats off to Terra
Damn... I love your constant Hetalia references! XD
the earth isn't round! 😮
@Chibitalia All for you...?
in 1st and 2nd regimen, Mexico owns USA