We are Norway!

Day 2,936, 20:19 • Published in Norway Netherlands • by M. de Ruyter


Dear fellow Norwegians and international friends and allies,

It gives me great pride to announce my presidential candidacy supported by our entire nation, making me the sole candidate for our highest office.
At this very moment I am wearing my uniform, as our great nation is at war. We first had to endure a illegal dicktatorship by some renegade Chilean induviduals.
Then we got invaded by Bolivia and Paraguay.

Now, we already stopped Bolivia dead in her tracks and made them go away

Now we're working on getting rid of those pesky Paraguayans

and see them leave our lands crying...

They should have known better then to invade our Northern Lands, especially with Winter coming.



We will prevail, we are Norway!



Thank you all for reading,
your next CP, M. de Ruyter