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We Are Heterosexuals - Are you?
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This is an article about a military unit that is aiming to recruit heterosexuals, just a warning that any who deviate from this sexuality, may well find some images within offensive or distasteful. These will likely be the same people who rot in UKAF.
In 40 commando the women are teases by day, but by night, things can get out of hand
40th Commando Supplies are as follows:
- £2 Wage / 500 health / 4 Q5 Weapons
- £2 Wage / 8 Q5 Weapons
- £2 Wage / 50% Training Booster / 300 Health / 2 Q5 Weapons
- +5 Q5 Weapons on Rank Up!
Supplies are delivered to you daily by this lass, though in Smack or Octavian's name, admitedly.
We all know that UKAF are terrible. Not only is the supply severely wanting, but the community is enough to make you crave a watery grave. With IRC and forum as dead as the participant's social lives, its no wonder that half those present are currently touching themselves but failing to achieve climax.
In 40th Commando, we make love to real pictures of real women, our masturbation is always successful
When you join 40 Commando, you won't be looking back. In fact, within days you will lament the time you wasted fapping in the arse-end of nowhere.
The only arse-ends we care for in 40 Commando are the ones on women
We're waiting for you to drop a call and apply, and look forward to having you here.
Remember, we do it right, we do naked from the waist down.
Note: The next article will be an important article regarding changes within 40 Commando as we once more strive towards the top! It'll also boast of some of our extra bonuses and rewards we give out, and the way we try to help people in regards to economic increases, at our own expense! Stay tuned!
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Written by Invalidation
Postd by Smack Dat
In 40 commando the women are teases by day, but by night, things can get out of hand
40th Commando Supplies are as follows:
- £2 Wage / 500 health / 4 Q5 Weapons
- £2 Wage / 8 Q5 Weapons
- £2 Wage / 50% Training Booster / 300 Health / 2 Q5 Weapons
- +5 Q5 Weapons on Rank Up!
Supplies are delivered to you daily by this lass, though in Smack or Octavian's name, admitedly.
We all know that UKAF are terrible. Not only is the supply severely wanting, but the community is enough to make you crave a watery grave. With IRC and forum as dead as the participant's social lives, its no wonder that half those present are currently touching themselves but failing to achieve climax.
In 40th Commando, we make love to real pictures of real women, our masturbation is always successful
When you join 40 Commando, you won't be looking back. In fact, within days you will lament the time you wasted fapping in the arse-end of nowhere.
The only arse-ends we care for in 40 Commando are the ones on women
We're waiting for you to drop a call and apply, and look forward to having you here.
Remember, we do it right, we do naked from the waist down.
Note: The next article will be an important article regarding changes within 40 Commando as we once more strive towards the top! It'll also boast of some of our extra bonuses and rewards we give out, and the way we try to help people in regards to economic increases, at our own expense! Stay tuned!
Recruitment Links:
Written by Invalidation
Postd by Smack Dat
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Pretty damn straight.
Mhmmm. Yummy. I know I would.
If I were a Navy rotter (for example) at this point, I would likely be scooping the salty fluid from my poop deck, pulling my trousers up, and getting down to some serious heterosexual fun in 40 Commando.
Of course not, I'm British.
Holy mother of god.
>Navy
>scooping the salty fluid from my poop deck
>heterosexual
One of these things is not like the other.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/official-invite-to-maho-army-from-maholland-1803355/1/20 Mad?
>£2 Wage / 500 health / 4 Q5 Weapons
Is this really all you give your people on a daily basis?
@ Emerick
Don't confuse UK with USA. UK have miles more limits to their supplies due to no way near the same income levels that allow the USAF to receive 80k a week. Alongside that, 40 Commando isn't subsidised at all. If I was to receive subsidisation, the supplies would jump hugely.
Also, increased supplies will be posted in a new article in 1/2 days.
The only salty fluid Emerick seems to be able to produce are tears. And by God, they are delicious.
Emerick cannot into successful masturbation.
jamesw, thatcher and iain, surely lot of heteros there
Smack: I'm just wondering what kind of incentive you're offering people here, and why you expect them to settle for less. Giving people one set of fights a day is just awful.
@ Emerick - My supplies are better than the military, excluding UKSF weapons which I'll be overtaking shortly. And UKEF, which is highly exclusive and limited, so few people can join them. I'm hardly expecting people to settle for less.
I say, that trollop has no knickers!
You, sir, have offended me with your images!
Confirmed heterosexual commando says "Emerick sucks"
meh .. glad I didn't join
Oh, ok. So you're telling me that pretty much no military unit in this country can supply decently. Whereas the US, they still have no regions(maybe, I cba to look), and I can fight 3 times daily. Strange how this whole thing works out.
You are my favourite unit after 1st Armoured Division, supported!
@ Emerick
If I was given 80k a week, I could easily supply awesome supplies. However when a country doesn't make enough a week to keep 20 + MPPs and then give 80k a week to the Military, and then another 80~K a week for sanctioned Militia's, it's understandable that they don't supply huge amounts.
I don't understand why our business concerns you this much Emerick. Emerick means in Turkish " We suck". You can ask anyone
Smack: maybe you should stop sucking so much. Your taxes are god-awful, so why don't you start there?
Arthfael: that would explain why so many UKfags are saying my name
u mad bro?
Actually your name should describe yourself..
Feed da troll!!!
@ Emerick
Feel free to bring tax changes to PD on the forums. On a personal level, I'm not particularly that bothered by the UK's income. I'm not even remotely linked to the eUK's military any more.
"Oh, ok. So you're telling me that pretty much no military unit in this country can supply decently. Whereas the US, they still have no regions(maybe, I cba to look), and I can fight 3 times daily."
I know that feel, and it feels good.
more pics!
I've gone blind,is this the offie?
>say the UK sucks
>US was the country that got wiped
Sure is logic in here.
sweating men in a logcabin... months without seing any women... nah... nothing gay about the military :p
>Report for Vulgarity
I smell a sausage festival. How many are you guys gonna swallow?
Hahahah
"its no wonder that half those present are currently touching themselves but failing to achieve climax."