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Vote Ultimate Guinan in Tasmania - senate virgin that's ready for his first time
Like a sixteen year old boy, fumbling to unhook his soon-to-be lover's bra strap, I am a senate virgin, ready to get my political end wet.
As many of you know, I, Ultimate Guinan, am standing as an Australian Independent senate candidate in Tasmania.
I won't bore you by repeating the details of what I stand for, I have published an article containing all that before (Click here to read, if you haven't read it already.).
All I'll say is, like any sixteen year old boy that's hot for it, who has met a sixteen year old girl (or nineteen, if he's really lucky) that is also hot for it, I deserve a chance to prove myself as a senator (or as a semi-decent root, in the case of the teenager).
I won't move from Tasmania the moment I am voted in. I will stay here, living with the people I represent, campaigning for them and for what I believe in.
I will be active and forthright in my representation of Tasmania.
So please, let me slip right on in..... to the senate, of course.
VOTE ULTIMATE GUINAN IN THE SENATE IN TASMANIA!
For Tasmania! For you! For the lulz!
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Ultimate Guinan
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As many of you know, I, Ultimate Guinan, am standing as an Australian Independent senate candidate in Tasmania.
I won't bore you by repeating the details of what I stand for, I have published an article containing all that before (Click here to read, if you haven't read it already.).
All I'll say is, like any sixteen year old boy that's hot for it, who has met a sixteen year old girl (or nineteen, if he's really lucky) that is also hot for it, I deserve a chance to prove myself as a senator (or as a semi-decent root, in the case of the teenager).
I won't move from Tasmania the moment I am voted in. I will stay here, living with the people I represent, campaigning for them and for what I believe in.
I will be active and forthright in my representation of Tasmania.
So please, let me slip right on in..... to the senate, of course.
VOTE ULTIMATE GUINAN IN THE SENATE IN TASMANIA!
For Tasmania! For you! For the lulz!
"It takes many hours to produce The Ranting Loon. I hope it informs and entertains and if so, I always appreciate you voting the article up. If you would like to receive The Ranting Loon's new articles when they are published, please subscribe. This will also help me achieve my goal of becoming eAustralia's first media mogul, through quality reporting, great entertainment and dare I suggest, more than a little ranting lunacy! Aggggh! Aggggh!
Ultimate Guinan
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I agree with this totally, all apples are pipped.
I was 12, she was 16 .
But I agree that you should be voted into senate... And so should I!
go Guinan!
i was 16 she was 21 lets just say there was a lot of beer going around. Voted.
I was 15 she was 17. Just vote for this guy!
So older women all round then.
Best of luck, Guinan! It will be great to have you as a Senator!
good luck mate! with the Senate that is...
Good luck UG. Nobody expects you to stay in Tasmania. You should move to a state with a hospital after elections, where you can still represent your state fine.
Good Luck - I hope we both win!
The first time is awesome
~hyuu~
First of all it's not even necessary to stay in the region you got elected in. Second it doesn't even make sense since the elected congressman (or senator in your case) would be elected to represent his constituency in the nations capital (or the most developed region with a Q5 hospital in all probability)
lol, you lucky bastards. especially you, maggot master xP
I was 16 and she was 63
....Just kidding
It's curious how all of the admittance regards older women.
I was 4 and she was 38.
Great publicity
That's an odd comparison....but it works nevertheless.
lost it when 12....JUST KIDDING....OR AM I?....nahh
i was 12 she was 93 great time it was
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Haha. W.O.W!
I am 15 and she was... well, I guess I'm still a virgin.
no worries man, i'm a decade older, and still she didn't showed up. i guess i'm now holding my mental integrity only by a sheer willpower...
Right, that whole I was 16, she was 63 joke is now old.
Funny, but old.
Good luck UG, I would move to vote for you, but I'm lazy, so..
Yeah..
Anyway, good luck!
lol at "get my political end wet", good luck buddy im sure you wont have any troubles getting in