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Vote Henry Arundel for PoTUS

Day 1,777, 15:52 Published in USA USA by Alexander_Auctoritas

Henry Arundel for PoTUS

Mood Musik

So, here we are, America. It's time to choose your President. Your choices are fairly straight-forward.

For information on the candidates, please check out Drudge's excellent article.

I'm not here to tell you what to do. I'm just gonna let you in on a little secret. Under Henry's tough exterior lies a cute little teddy bear. John is legit and all, but Henry is my friend. I'll tell you how and why that happened.



She slid up our East Coast like a well oiled cock slides into a wet henhouse (what were you thinking?). She got us all wet and somehow managed to knock power out to almost 1 million East Coasters. And lucky me, I was one of them. I had been playing erep, hard, for about a year and couple months when it happened. And it just so happened to be at the perfect time to knock me out of the Presidential Race last September. Henry and I were acquainted, but were probably not really friends by that time. Regardless, he went out of his way via cell phone discussions and my intermittent internetting at Starbucks to help a brother out.

Almost immediately after losing power, he kept me appraised of my competition and rallied support for my campaign. I'm not going to bore you with all the details, but without his assistance I would not have been fortunate enough to become PotUS. Arguably, I had a great two terms, building on the success of Blank Keating and Cerb, under the strategic watch of Vanek26. I know I made some mistakes, but I think my two terms were pretty fun and productive. I seem to recall wiping someone, but who it was escapes me now...

synchronicity - an apparently meaningful coincidence in time of two or more similar or identical events that are causally unrelated

Fast forward to another annoying little Hurricane named Isaac. This little guy knocked out Henry's power this time and caused me to FAIL in my latest attempt to run for PotUS. I'm sure there are those that are very thankful. And I know there are some that think Henry played me. And you know what, I don't give a f---. Why? Because things have a funny way of working, out, that's why. Real Life demanded more of my time and I would've been a pretty crappy PotUS this time around.

Take what you will from how Henry plays this little game, but if you keep in mind it is a game and have fun, that is really all that matters. I'm sure it feels good once in a while, Relorian, to tear him up. Enjoy. Just think of how many opportunities you will have with him as PotUS.



Elect Henry Arundel as your next PotUS and let the good times roll.



HAIL AMERICA!
HAIL BRAZIL!
HAIL POLAND!
HAIL SPAIN!
HAIL CTRL!




Regards,

A^2
TheWolf
TheAssMan
Citizen, eUSA
#thegreat
Signature courtesy of PieGuy.
Join the United States Air Force

 

Comments

Duncan Crowe
Duncan Crowe Day 1,777, 15:54

FIST

Alexander_Auctoritas
Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,777, 15:55

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Duncan Crowe
Duncan Crowe Day 1,777, 16:06

I voted if that helps?

Kara Beth
Kara Beth Day 1,777, 16:09

Voted

Alexander_Auctoritas
Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,777, 16:10

My FIST denial streak comes to an end.

;__;

Josh Whitehead
Josh Whitehead Day 1,777, 16:15

LOL, no

Krimpie
Krimpie Day 1,777, 16:23

I'd rather gargle catpiss

Bucephalus92
Bucephalus92 Day 1,777, 16:26

HAIL AMERICA!
HAIL BRAZIL!
HAIL POLAND!
HAIL SPAIN!
HAIL CTRL!

Dr. Walter Bishop
Dr. Walter Bishop Day 1,777, 16:28

Hurricane Irene, We can rebuild lol

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,777, 16:51

We have had some pretty FAIL Presidents....

but Pfeiffer? I would sooner have Claire Littleton become CP.

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,777, 16:54

LMFAO @ leewas has my vote for comment of the year.

Alexander_Auctoritas
Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,777, 16:57

I did LOL, Bia.

KRAX72
KRAX72 Day 1,777, 17:05

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fingerguns
fingerguns Day 1,777, 17:09

Pfeiffer's avatar offends me.

Gaara Killah
Gaara Killah Day 1,777, 17:36

I am voting for him.

Black Baroness
Black Baroness Day 1,777, 18:00

I am voting for him !! @fingerguns: Pfeiffer loves silicone ))

Emperor Rick
Emperor Rick Day 1,777, 18:31

Vote for a Narcissist?
Never

Mystela
Mystela Day 1,777, 20:06

o7

Rona1d
Rona1d Day 1,777, 20:33

o7

DokJon
DokJon Day 1,777, 20:33

V

FranciscodeMiranda
FranciscodeMiranda Day 1,777, 20:33

If Pfeiffer ask my vote in a good manner , i can think about it.
lol

The Valeyard
The Valeyard Day 1,777, 22:29

o7

Battle Kitten
Battle Kitten Day 1,778, 00:24

Vote given.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,778, 01:27

TRANSLATION

Article has 20 real votes.

Kutluk Bilge Kul Ishamael
Kutluk Bilge Kul Ishamael Day 1,778, 01:29

Full support.

Asklepije
Asklepije Day 1,778, 02:26

Largo FTW

Caconym
Caconym Day 1,778, 02:33

He's put his time in sucking dick and kissing ass, the man deserves a chance to fuck it up. He has my vote.

Shermain
Shermain Day 1,778, 03:19

Henry, aka Pfeiffer, should not be POTUS. Why, if any one knows about eSim, he screwed up the virtual country big time. He took the gold as POTUS in esim. Now, the eUS has 167 gold in the treasury, does he want to take our treasury's gold?

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,778, 03:22

Sorry Henry, but everything redneck Alexander suggests is a total Fail (something like Pizza for example...)!

No vote from me!

Chance Harrison
Chance Harrison Day 1,778, 03:31

I threw up in my mouth a little..... wait no.... A LOT!

Jefferson Locke
Jefferson Locke Day 1,778, 04:12

RGR........Even if this article only has 20 real votes, that's still more real votes than your party had for congress.

Ivan Terible
Ivan Terible Day 1,778, 05:35

fail heretic !!

Viarizi
Viarizi Day 1,778, 05:41

I'd rather f@$#k a blonde girl than vote for one...

Fitisin
Fitisin Day 1,778, 06:12

I'd rather drink a hamster milkshake.

Relorian
Relorian Day 1,778, 07:19

I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater.

Fluffer hand picked the presidents that lead us to this disaster in the making. Why should we elect the puppetmaster when his personal picks proceeded to fail horridly?

Jon Malcom
Jon Malcom Day 1,778, 07:57

I'd rather masturbate...than vote for HA.

I think I'm going to go to do that now.

Alexander_Auctoritas
Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,778, 09:26

I checked. My neck is not red. I'll let you know the next time I shave, though.

Merle Corey
Merle Corey Day 1,778, 10:04

i'd rather watch leewas.

Alexander Valkor II
Alexander Valkor II Day 1,778, 10:35

No.

Urnog
Urnog Day 1,778, 10:46

No.

eSupernova
eSupernova Day 1,778, 11:24

Pfeiffer's avatar offends me.
x2

@A² : I admit that I lol'd.

Thermaikos
Thermaikos Day 1,778, 11:43

Vomiting

Alexander_Auctoritas
Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,778, 12:55

op

Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,778, 12:55

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Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,778, 12:55

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Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,778, 12:55

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Alexander_Auctoritas
Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,778, 12:56

Oppan Gangnam Style.

Kutluk Bilge Kul Devrim
Kutluk Bilge Kul Devrim Day 1,778, 13:37

reported

Bobby Canell
Bobby Canell Day 1,778, 14:15

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