Vote ChewChewShoe for President

Day 1,749, 20:36 Published in Ireland Ireland by Bristel Akina

There comes a time in an eIrishman's life to vote for a new president.

I've come to ask my fellow eIrishmen to vote for ChewChewShoe as the next president of the Republic.

There are many small reasons to vote for ChewChewShoe, but the large reasons are what get things done.

I believe his knowledge of the eIrish people and government is an asset we cannot afford to lose. And he's proven, at least to me, time and time again that his foreign policy experience is broad and strong.

I returned to eIreland to see it succeed. And currently it is being assaulted by ePoland.

Let's return our country to that great society that we became, full of fight and full of strength.

Vote ChewChewShoe for President!


Do it or Doctor Zoidberg will eat your face off.