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VRIENDELIKE RAAD : WEES ASB VERSIGTIG.
“n Onlangse gesamentlike studie deur die Departement van Gesondheid en die Departement van Vervoer, het getoon dat 23% van alle verkeersongelukke is verwant aan alkohol.
Dit beteken dat 77% van alle padongelukke deur poepholle veroorsaak word, wat net koffie, tee, koeldrink, sappe, yogurt en sulke stront drink.
Wees asb versigtig vir hierdie tipe mense of vriende wat NIE ALKOHOL DRINK NIE.
Hulle veroorsaak 3 keer meer padongelukke.
Only a South African will understand it!
Boere Computer Dictionary from South Africa
Monitor
Keeping an eye on the braai
Download
Get the firewood off the bakkie
Hard drive
Trip back home without any cold beer
Keyboard
Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys
Window
What you shut when it's cold
Screen
What you shut in the mosquito season
Byte
What mosquitoes do
Bit
What mosquitoes did
Mega Byte
What mosquitoes at the dam do
Chip
A bar snack
Micro Chip
What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
Modem
What you did to the lawns
Dot Matrix
Oom Jan Matrix's wife
Laptop
Where the cat sleeps
Software
Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC
Hardware
Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers
Mouse
What eats the grain in the shed
Mouse Pad
Where the mouse takes the grain it does not eat
Mainframe
What holds the shed up
Web
What spiders make
Web Site
The shed (or under the verandah)
Cursor
The old bloke what swears a lot
Search Engine
What you do when the bakkie won't go
Yahoo
What you say when the bakkie does go
Upgrade
A steep hill
Server
The person at the pub that brings out the lunch
Mail Server
The bloke at the pub that brings out the lunch
User
The neighbour that keeps borrowing things
Network
When you have to repair your fishing net
Internet
Complicated fish net repair method
Netscape
When fish maneuvers out of reach of net
Online
When you get the laundry hung out
Off Line
When the pegs don't hold the washing up
Blog
– shortened version of Braai Log
“n Onlangse gesamentlike studie deur die Departement van Gesondheid en die Departement van Vervoer, het getoon dat 23% van alle verkeersongelukke is verwant aan alkohol.
Dit beteken dat 77% van alle padongelukke deur poepholle veroorsaak word, wat net koffie, tee, koeldrink, sappe, yogurt en sulke stront drink.
Wees asb versigtig vir hierdie tipe mense of vriende wat NIE ALKOHOL DRINK NIE.
Hulle veroorsaak 3 keer meer padongelukke.
Only a South African will understand it!
Boere Computer Dictionary from South Africa
Monitor
Keeping an eye on the braai
Download
Get the firewood off the bakkie
Hard drive
Trip back home without any cold beer
Keyboard
Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys
Window
What you shut when it's cold
Screen
What you shut in the mosquito season
Byte
What mosquitoes do
Bit
What mosquitoes did
Mega Byte
What mosquitoes at the dam do
Chip
A bar snack
Micro Chip
What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
Modem
What you did to the lawns
Dot Matrix
Oom Jan Matrix's wife
Laptop
Where the cat sleeps
Software
Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC
Hardware
Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers
Mouse
What eats the grain in the shed
Mouse Pad
Where the mouse takes the grain it does not eat
Mainframe
What holds the shed up
Web
What spiders make
Web Site
The shed (or under the verandah)
Cursor
The old bloke what swears a lot
Search Engine
What you do when the bakkie won't go
Yahoo
What you say when the bakkie does go
Upgrade
A steep hill
Server
The person at the pub that brings out the lunch
Mail Server
The bloke at the pub that brings out the lunch
User
The neighbour that keeps borrowing things
Network
When you have to repair your fishing net
Internet
Complicated fish net repair method
Netscape
When fish maneuvers out of reach of net
Online
When you get the laundry hung out
Off Line
When the pegs don't hold the washing up
Blog
– shortened version of Braai Log
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bwahahahahahahahaha goeies !!!!!
Ek soek so plakker vir my bakkie. Selle ene, myne is net blou. Colt ftw
I don't understand
CLASSIC !!
sorry maar hierdie artikel gaan 'gequote' en 'ge-pirate' word, great stuff!
It was hilarious.
Google translate helps a lot, and the second part is self explanatory.