USWP - On Top Once Again

Day 1,406, 09:32 • Published in USA USA • by Pfeiffer.
We did it! When I ran for President of the United States Worker's Party I promised only one thing:

Unprecedented Success

I am happy to say that the USWP has blown away the competition, and me. Last night the USWP elected 23 people to Congress. I was shooting for 18-20 seats, and you guys went and won 23 seats. Way to set the bar high for next time, guys.


What does it take to be Number One?

I'd be remiss if I didn't thank SGTRock and rainy sunday from our Political Action Committee, our number one panpa Cerb (congratulations on winning in Cyprus cCc Cerb Reyiz cCc), and Colin Lantrip. Tyler Pokela, Eli Crownover, Aersidius, the Zombie Horde (blarg, almost forgot today's Horde message :>)...wow, ok I think you get the point. No one person can do it all, and the USWP consistently is able to assemble a ridiculously strong team to get the job done.

I will be messaging our newly elected Congressmen tonight with some basic information, and tips on where to look for the things they might need. The entire USWP party leadership will be available to our new representatives if they need anything, so don't hesitate to come pester us on the forums. Also guys, be thinking about the Speaker elections...it's that time again.



There isn't a need for this to be a long article, I'll leave you guys to listen to the music posted above. If anyone needs anything, you know how to get me.

Seat Breakdown (by party banner during elections):

23 USWP
12 AMP
11 Fed
7 INCI
2 Lib


Note to my Ultramarines: I saw like 8 or 9 of us win...and at least 3 alumni. We also gave Congress AIDS!!