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USA Department of Immigration: FREE Christmas Citizenship!

Day 1,836, 15:21 by Ronald Gipper Reagan

As many of you may know, my role as being Party President of the #1 party in the eUSA gives me a great deal of influence with Congress as one third of it consists of AFA Congressmen. I am proud to announce that in the spirit of Christmastime, we will be offering FREE citizenship to anyone who meets two simple conditions which shows whether you are on Santa's nice or naughty list.
1. Promise to stay in the eUSA for a minimum of three months
2. Promise to join the AFA and remain in it for the duration of your time in the country.

If this sounds like you, then just send me a message and I will be happy to help. :)

Now here is one more gift for all those on Santa's nice list....

and for those on the naughty list like Mr. Fluffer and his puppet Inwegen who we all know is going to be nominated as the other Top 5 parties all do whatever Pfeiffer wants.......
 

Comments

Duncan Crowe
Duncan Crowe Day 1,836, 15:24

Seems more like a bribe.

K1tho
K1tho Day 1,836, 15:25

voted....

MHoropykua IIIuBa
MHoropykua IIIuBa Day 1,836, 15:30

voted

Trogdorthetroll100
Trogdorthetroll100 Day 1,836, 15:32

lol

CHRISTIANE.F
CHRISTIANE.F Day 1,836, 15:40

Voted

DejO.o
DejO.o Day 1,836, 15:47

o//

B.D.JOE
B.D.JOE Day 1,836, 15:50

o7

Viarizi
Viarizi Day 1,836, 16:06

looooool u going to hell ajay

meanwhile 'njoy:
Sympathy for the Devil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63HX3aPYr5E
Gail Swanson's cover, good stuff!

Duncan Crowe
Duncan Crowe Day 1,836, 16:20

Does this apply for Serbia as well?

AlexJ1890
AlexJ1890 Day 1,836, 16:24

Lol'd. Also, there is nothing wrong with being gay. A few of my rl friends are gay, and they're p cool.

Ghost of Tom Joad
Ghost of Tom Joad Day 1,836, 16:25

Oh no! Buying members with my sovereignty.
Please explain how this is anything, but.

Leather Neck
Leather Neck Day 1,836, 16:28

wow...homophobic...neat

Talostastic
Talostastic Day 1,836, 16:30

It's not free if there are conditions attached.

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,836, 16:35

Chutley is calling you out Ajay. Are you a big fat chicken?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-charticle-i-challenge-you-ronald-gipper-reagan-2166610/1/20

Men stand up to a challenge, cowards hide behind mommy.

Krimpie
Krimpie Day 1,836, 16:35

and suddenly Ajay's obsession with Pfluffer starts to make sense...

Animis
Animis Day 1,836, 16:46

We all know which part of this article a certain someone i.e. cretin, craves the most... what a freak, sitting in his dark little closet, plotting his takeover of the world, yet, too terrified to come out !

pop George
pop George Day 1,836, 16:51

Serbs are like Struthio camelus, they hide their heads when frightened...you won't see any of them defending Ajay

potato134
potato134 Day 1,836, 16:56

faggots.

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,836, 17:05

Potato says Ajay and all AFA are faggots! ^^^

Johnny Kennedy
Johnny Kennedy Day 1,836, 17:30

Now here comes the criticisms:

1) I thought you hated Obama, yet you seem to emulate him by generously giving out forms of residence to foreigners.

2) How can you expect to trust the people you hand out citizenship? Surely you've had at least one instance of betrayal, haven't you?

3) Isn't there a limit as to how many citizenship requests a congressman can accept?

4) You are not the Department of Immigration, and you are not Santa.

Aries Prime
Aries Prime Day 1,836, 17:33

"...FREE citizenship to anyone who meets two simple conditions..."

Hehe good try though : )

Milan Milankovic
Milan Milankovic Day 1,836, 17:41

Ho Ho Ho! Give your self a free gift of the US citizenship! o/

Syz2
Syz2 Day 1,836, 17:58

If its the USA Department of Immigration, why is it biased towards a party. Obvious lies are obvious.

Kemal Ergenekon
Kemal Ergenekon Day 1,836, 18:04

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY ANNOUNCEMENT:

Everyone taking this traitor on his offer will be permanently and irrevocably blacklisted by all eUS institutions. We will also seek to have you blacklisted in our allied countries as well, including your home country. Your name will also be included in a list of dishonorable players to be published worldwide.

If you want to enter eUS legitimately, please contact IES by using the official citizenship form: http://tinyurl.com/eUSIESApp

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,836, 18:05

^LoL at anyone believing a word that comes out of your mouth.

Kemal Ergenekon
Kemal Ergenekon Day 1,836, 18:11

For more information on this infestation of traitors and enemies of eAmericans, please read the terrific article by Civil Anarchy:

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http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2166685/1/20

by Civil Anarchy

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faucoult
faucoult Day 1,836, 18:15

For more information on this infestation of traitors and enemies of eAmericans, please read the terrific article by Civil Anarchy:

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2166685/1/20

by Civil Anarchy

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Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,836, 18:50

For more information on this infestation of traitors and enemies of eAmericans, please read the terrific article by Civil Anarchy:

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2166685/1/20

by Civil Anarchy

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

Captain Kushskiller2001
Captain Kushskiller2001 Day 1,836, 19:19

I asked for citizenship and this man delivered. ; )

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,836, 19:50

Just don't leave his party! He will get you! :D

To5m
To5m Day 1,836, 20:48

Voted

loftedraptor
loftedraptor Day 1,836, 21:03

AFA is a Player's Party! It gives every player a fair shake, and everybody a good shot at USA Citizenship, no matter where you live in real life. It sure as heck is.reasonable it expect those granted citizenship to remain in the AFA for a while to help us hold the door open for other players to follow.

loftedraptor
loftedraptor Day 1,836, 21:06

Support the AFA and Hanibal LA for President ! Pay the Elitists back for 3+ years of Oppression, Domestic PTOs, Dirty Tricks, and Bad Stewardship of America. New Players, Do not be fooled by their slander of players who disagree with them.

Always Vote AFA!!

Join the AFA, we have Cookies and lots of Pizza!

Leather Neck
Leather Neck Day 1,836, 21:53

Lofty dude...you're better than this. You should know you got better options then being Ajay's tool.

stewy
stewy Day 1,836, 21:53

For more information on this infestation of traitors and enemies of eAmericans, please read the terrific article by Civil Anarchy:

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2166685/1/20

by Civil Anarchy

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

stewy
stewy Day 1,836, 21:57

also "As many of you may know, my role as being Party President of the #1 party in the eUSA gives me a great deal of influence with Congress as one third of it consists of AFA Congressmen."

ROFLMFAO.. We all know that you have jack **** for influence, it's just your puppet masters that have any influence.

Tell me another one mr story teller

torca sibenik
torca sibenik Day 1,836, 22:53

who wants your citizenship?

omg american ego

LordRahl2
LordRahl2 Day 1,837, 23:03

Do not listen to the AFA lies. They eclude others from their elections and are led by a bunch of elitists.

Van HeIsing
Van HeIsing Day 1,837, 01:01

ha ha ha : D

Vote

pop George
pop George Day 1,837, 01:04

does AFA really stand for: Ajay Fingers Arse?

Stef40
Stef40 Day 1,837, 03:54

o7 voted

Haters gonna hate

Thedillpickl
Thedillpickl Day 1,837, 04:00

These two articles:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-charticle-i-challenge-you-ronald-gipper-reagan-2166610/1/20
&
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/willful-ignorance-2166685/1/20
which are rather negative about you and AFA's plans seem to have much more support in the way of votes and comments. Are you guys sure you sent the link to Serbian friends so they could pass it around for you?

El Senso
El Senso Day 1,837, 04:11

: D

Duke Andru Lavale
Duke Andru Lavale Day 1,837, 04:12

Totally awesome! AFA means freedom!

Nightwolf123
Nightwolf123 Day 1,837, 07:12

vote

The Artful Dodge
The Artful Dodge Day 1,837, 08:15

Oh good, this game has trolls and idiots just like any other....glad I joined

Stan Brown
Stan Brown Day 1,837, 09:30

@pop George no AFA stands for Anal Fisting Alliance

MrBogdan
MrBogdan Day 1,837, 11:09

: )

Si.roe
Si.roe Day 1,837, 12:33

AFA - Agay Failing Again

loftedraptor
loftedraptor Day 1,837, 15:11

@ JJ Ajay's Tool? Sorry, I am in this to Restore Democracy.

 
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