The Army Times

US ARMY Reports: Goodbye Spain!

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Warfare analysis

Asturias, Day 1424, 0420 hours.

Spain Fell!

The Bye Bye Spain Campaign is a success! Congratulations!

(Pictured above civilians marching on the streets of Asturias)

As promised, the US ARMY delivered another historical win! Spain is erased from the map, as we predicted it would be in our last edition.

Spain was abandoned by ONE in their final moments. Everyone expected more from Spain and ONE. We were ready for a tough battle, but instead... what did we see?

Spain and ONE giving up! It is a shame that things happened this way. A shame for you, of course. The US ARMY believes that fighting all the way is the honorable way to go, regardless if we win or lose.

We never give up! We never surrender!

I remember WW3 when things were different and we stood by our allies, as we still do. The US Military believes in long term cooperation and welcome new adventures!

That's why the US ARMY would like to thank & congratulate our allies once again. We would like to share the taste of this victory with our friends who fought bravely.

If you fought bravely against Spain you should make your voice heard. Erasing a country like Spain is not something we do all the time...

ARMY Fighters: Congratulations on another Top 3! It is great to know (and show to the world) that the US ARMY continues to be one of the finest Military Institutions in erep! Once again we reached for the 3rd MU spot. Keep hitting hard!

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