Unsubscribe to Benn's Paper! Mass Movement!
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by dubi
DISCLAIMER: The following was a joke, and done in good humor to get Benn past his 1,000 subscriber mark. Hateful comments are hilarious, as always. Continue...
As Benn closes in on the coveted 1,000 subscriber total, I'm starting a national "unsubscribe" campaign. It would bring me great joy to bring our former leader, a pimply faced virginal schoolboy in real life (bless his heart), down a peg or two. Our young lad wants this award so bad, he ejaculates in class just thinking about it. Now, this is in no way mean-spirited (ok, maybe a little), its all in good fun!! There are no wars to entertain us, so its time to entertain ourselves at Benn's expense!
So, the movement has been announced! Tell your friends, tell your babysitter, tell your sister (to blow me), tell your parents!
SPREAD THE WORD!
With strong support, I'm confident that we can quickly and mightily bring down his subscription total by hundreds!
Here is his latest link, support the cause and have some fun!!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/consumer-s-digest-1367/1
UNSUBSCRIBE! UNSUBSCRIBE! UNSUBSCRIBE!
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PERTAMAX
LOL
Or, just subscribe so America gets represented as one of the only countries to have a citizen hit 1000 subscribers.
Apeman!
Also - no wars? I coulda sworn there were like three going on 😛
unsubscribed
You are probably the most immature person on eRepublik.
Benn deserved everyone of those subscriptions and worked hard for them.
And yeah there are three wars, go entertain yourself that way and get killed 🙂
John C, would you like Benn to Bend over for you?
John C, Adrian C defo would like ! 😃
"John C, Adrian C defo would like ! 😃"
I think you got it backwards frey...
Too bad John C removed his first message, it was full of hate!
Hilarious hate at that
I'll stay on! I like Benn
I never subscribed
Wow. What a douche thing to do (although a rather amusing article in any case). I'm staying on. Voted anyway, though, simply because this one made me laugh. Poor Benn. lol
Dont Unsubscribe to benn!
Subscribe to me!
simply....
Booo!
Bad dubi!
reported article for violating the terms of service.
Someone else already hit the "Media Mogul" thing. Look it up under rankings.
Subscribed to Benn twice... and it was fantastic!
I never subscribe to any newspaper. WHY?...cause im to lazy to...
lol'd
anarquia...
anarchy...a...
the guy who tries to sound like an anarchist says that we should obey the rules... and doesn't seem to know what the rules are...
Hmmm.... "tell your sister (to blow me),"
What a trash mouth. Not only will I not follow your request I subscribed and unfriended you. I would hate for people to read my friend's list and see your name on there after such a remark as the one you posted.
changed my mind.
NOW you can unsubscribe 🙂
LOL
Lol, V/S
"You are probably the most immature person on eRepublik.
And yeah there are three wars, go entertain yourself that way and get killed 🙂"
😕
Hah! All the hateful comments are hilarious, as my article served its purpose in stirring up interest in getting Benn over 1,000 subscribers.
Congrats on the Media Mogul Benn!