Underground Holdings to join the Tax Haven and Tax Free Food initiatives

Day 981, 15:45 • Published in Australia Australia • by Underground Holdings


Greetings present and future workers of Underground Holdings,

As you probably know, our oppressors are donating our taxes from our treasury to their own organization, Angel and Demon Organization, financing their PTO operations and godknowswhatelse from our pockets! We must put an end to this!

I hereby announce that Underground Holdings has joined the initiative of reducing the tax we pay to PTO’ers. I’m offering the workers of Underground companies the option to work for minimum wage and get the rest of their salaries via donations at the end of each week. Please send a message to Underground Holdings or just simply comment below if you accept my offer. I’ll contact you as soon as possible and we’ll discuss the details.

I have also restarted the weekly bonus program in which hard workers are entitled to get free food on Sundays if they have worked with high health and happiness every day throughout the week. Please send a pm to Underground Holdings until Saturday and let me know which one would you prefer of these three combos on the updated menu:


Balance Food (3 health, 3 happiness)
or


Boomerang Beer (2 health, 4 happiness)
or


Happy Food (1 health, 5 happiness)
or


Underground Bread (3 health)


These products are being bought from true blue eAussie companies, tax free.



Update #1:
Underground Food has joined the "Tax Free Food" initiative. Now you can buy Underground Bread (health 3) tax free from Underground Holdings via donation for 0.3 AUD.

Update #2:
There is only one job vacancy left at Underground Food, so hurry up before someone else jumps at the opportunity! 😉D Pm the org if you're interested.

Update #3:
Currently there are no jobs available at the Underground Holdings companies.

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Fight the PTO, don’t pay taxes to PTO’ers!


Cheers,


CEO of Underground Holdings