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I, the Supreme Commander of the United Peoples of eCyprus hereby officially inform the eGerman government that you have been found guilty of crimes against the peoples of eCyprus and against all citizens of the eWorld. Due to this, and in conjuction with the united armed forces of every other eCountry you are subject to the following ultimatum.
I, on behalf of the eCypriot people inform you that eCyprus will immediately airstrike eGermany unless you submit to the following demands.
- We demand 6.75% of all the eMoney currently in all eGerman accounts.
- We demand 10.00% of all the eMoney currently in the German National Bank, the Bundesbank - http://www.erepublik.com/en/economy/citizen-accounts/571052
- We demand the immediate handover of the German Chancellor, BadMax aka eAngela Merkel, to face punishment for crimes.
eGermany should not worry, BadMax aka eAngela Merkel has already faced an honest and unbiased court and had a chance to defend himself. He of course has already been found guilty. Below is a transcript of the court case:
First Question - Do you prefer to sleep in a big pile of money or in a huge pile of money?
Answer - HUGE PILE OF MONEY, I WANT IT ALL.
Second Question - Please complete this sentence "eAngela Merkal is a big, fat _____"
Answer - GREATEST HUMAN BEING IN THE HISTORY OF THE eWORLD
Third Question - As the Chancellor of eGermany you have been tried and found guilty of committing crimes against eHumanity. Do you have any comments to defend yourself?
Answer - I AM ABOVE YOUR LAWS.
Fourth Question - In reparations of your eCrimes against eHumanity, will you immediately hand over to eCyprus 10% of the money from the German National Bank - Bundesbank?
Answer - ME GIVE YOU MONEY? THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS... YOU MUST GIVE ME ALL YOUR eMONEY NOW!
Fifth Question - Will eGermany submit to the demands of eCyprus?
Answer - WHERE EXACTLY IS eCYPRUS?
Photograph of the eCriminal BadMax aka eAngela Merkel.
The Current President of eCyprus has already been informed of the demands of the people of eCyprus (and of the eWorld) and is currently co-ordinating war preparations with the current political adminstration.
eGermany has until 00:00 eRep time, Day 1946, to submit to our demands.
The Supreme Commander of the United Peoples of eCyprus
P.S. Please do not donate money to eCypriot people, 6.75% goes automatically into the eGerman country accounts.
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