TURTLESHROOM FOR CONGRESS [CHUCK NORRIS APPROVED]
Day 1,342, 15:42
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by TurtleShroom
TURTLESHROOM CHUCK NORRIS APPROVED.
All right, let's actually type something of worth.
I am TurtleShroom, and I want to be YOUR next Congressman for the State of Ryanggang!
Why would you vote for TurtleShroom?
* TurtleShroom is an eager little E-Republik player that has already earned a Hard Worker Trophy and is working his way to a Society Builder Trophy. TurtleShroom plays E-Republik every day.
* TurtleShroom will never change his North Korean citizenship and is a certified loyalist to his country.
* TurtleShroom has ideas. (Look in my paper for propositions.)
* TurtleShroom would be an active member of Congress and make attempts to vote on every bill that comes before him. Unlike many Congressmen, TurtleShroom will actively do his job.
* TurtleShroom will listen to the people and finally fulfill his biggest campaign promise: acceptance of Citizenship to North Korea!! I was recently informed that only one person can be welcomed per Congressman, though, so people will need to pitch to me why I should make them servants of Dear Leader.
* TurtleShroom has made investments to North Korea's economy- including a Fruit Orchard, an Oil Rig, and a LEVEL TWO Weapons Factory -and, at one point, offered some of the highest salaries in the land. (other people eventually beat him, and no one accepted after a while.
* TurtleShroom is incorruptible. You can not bribe me to do your bidding. I will only do your bidding if I agree with you. I only support special interests that I agree with.
* TurtleShroom puts North Korea first. No legislating for the favor of others, heck no!
* TurtleShroom will introduce a Minimum Wage bill for North Korea, at a rate of ten Kimmy Koins (KPW) an hour... or more. (Twenty?)
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All right, let's actually type something of worth.
I am TurtleShroom, and I want to be YOUR next Congressman for the State of Ryanggang!
Why would you vote for TurtleShroom?
* TurtleShroom is an eager little E-Republik player that has already earned a Hard Worker Trophy and is working his way to a Society Builder Trophy. TurtleShroom plays E-Republik every day.
* TurtleShroom will never change his North Korean citizenship and is a certified loyalist to his country.
* TurtleShroom has ideas. (Look in my paper for propositions.)
* TurtleShroom would be an active member of Congress and make attempts to vote on every bill that comes before him. Unlike many Congressmen, TurtleShroom will actively do his job.
* TurtleShroom will listen to the people and finally fulfill his biggest campaign promise: acceptance of Citizenship to North Korea!! I was recently informed that only one person can be welcomed per Congressman, though, so people will need to pitch to me why I should make them servants of Dear Leader.
* TurtleShroom has made investments to North Korea's economy- including a Fruit Orchard, an Oil Rig, and a LEVEL TWO Weapons Factory -and, at one point, offered some of the highest salaries in the land. (other people eventually beat him, and no one accepted after a while.
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* TurtleShroom is incorruptible. You can not bribe me to do your bidding. I will only do your bidding if I agree with you. I only support special interests that I agree with.
* TurtleShroom puts North Korea first. No legislating for the favor of others, heck no!
* TurtleShroom will introduce a Minimum Wage bill for North Korea, at a rate of ten Kimmy Koins (KPW) an hour... or more. (Twenty?)
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