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Trust me, I'm a Pilot

Day 3,055, 09:52 • Published in USA USA

• by PilotPhil

Hello folks! As many of you know, I am running for president. Really. I am.

My platform is simple. I plan to do nothing. At all. I will not participate in any of the executive parts of the eUS forum and I will do my best to make sure the rest of my cabinet doesn’t either. Since my cabinet consists only of blacklisted citizens, that shouldn’t be a problem.

Now the good part. Once elected everyone in the eUS will receive a free canoe.

I have also been informed that this action is possibly transracist. (transportation racist) For those citizens that have special needs they can request a golf cart in lieu of a canoe.

If you would like to be part of my cabinet please let me know ASAP. Here’s the catch though, as mentioned above you must be blacklisted. I know for some that might be tough to achieve in such a short time so as long as you promise to obtain blacklist status prior to the end of my term, you can play in this sandbox too.

Really that’s it.

Oh, it has just come to my attention that Tom, my campaign manager has just been accused of grabbing a reporter’s posterior. If this is indeed the case, I expect him to be blacklisted shortly and then he can join my cabinet! Way to go Tom. Now stop being such a lecherous creep.

Comments

PilotPhil Day 3,055, 09:53

Pole for Tom's assgrab!

Rican Day 3,055, 10:16

canoe....... golf cart ?
canoe....... golf cart ?
hmmmmmmmmmm
/me wants both
and me wants some cake (or pie) (no cookies)

you have the best campaign platform anywhere in eRep

Tom Cauchon Day 3,055, 10:19

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

PilotPhil Day 3,055, 10:25

All I know is that I got on that elevator just after you two got off and it smelled like hot mayonaise and regret.

Tom Cauchon Day 3,055, 10:59

Might be the funniest comment ever made on Erepublik. I can't speak to anything but the fact that there was definite regret involved.

Aleksandar.V Popovic Day 3,055, 10:43

Me wants canoe
Me wants eUSA citizenship
Me wants to be blacklisted

Oh wait not that blacklisted as no one likes blacklisted people 😛
Anyway awesome article,awesome cabinet and you will have awesome win pilot Pilot Phil 🙂

Tyler Bubblar Day 3,055, 10:48

This seems entirely legit.

Customs of Dahomey Day 3,055, 10:54

If you help me complete my mission, I am sure I can complete yours😛

https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/25-comments-please1-2590310/1/20

Tom Cauchon Day 3,055, 10:59

done. good luck! SFP is always taking on new people if you want some help getting into the game!

wookyjack Day 3,055, 13:26

obviously i would be a perfect candidate for your cabinet. trust me i'ma wooky

PilotPhil Day 3,055, 13:29

Secretary of multi hunting?

wookyjack Day 3,055, 17:55

already done. need something else

MaryamQ Day 3,056, 16:36

Wait!...Isn't multi hunting doing something? Doing nothing is clearly harder than it looks!

PilotPhil Day 3,056, 21:25

Damit Maryam! Quit using logic and stuff. He's already doing it, I just wanted to give him a title so he didn't feel left out! Sshhhh, don't tell him.