True Story of a Fluffer

Day 1,797, 07:31 Published in USA Pakistan by Frodo Tea Baggins

So story time. Our stories begin as these stories often do with a young politician. Ambitious, single minded.....oh wait that story parody ends there, new story.



So there was this politician who thought he controlled everything. In some ways he did, his overzealous retort and time to waste made him look like he meant something. He made his way to control the number one party in America, led the congress from that position, seemed impressive. He took pride in his claims to make the PoTUS, he claimed he made the entire eworld revolve.

Only one problem, he couldn't get elected himself to the top position for forever. As chance would have it along came a snake, one Ronald Gipper Reagan that gave him a chance. Now backdoor deals and underhanded twists were nothing new the subject of this story so he used his only shot, to become an unopposed unity canidate regardless everyone hated him. This tactic did work.

But now we get to see the real problem. This is a person who forced to push for CTRL for months. Number one fan, backroom cheerleader, many other things we'll never know. So what happened to the guy that runs everything, is always right? He practically single handedly destroyed it. The guy that knew everything faceplanted so hard I'm not even sure it's laughable, ironic, yep yep, but laughable, oh hell yea screw it.



Let's induct a new word to the urban dictionary beside pulling an Ajay, we now have Fluffer fail.....

I'll leave you with a nice quote from a brazilian citizen from another thread because... well thank god they understand....


Anyway, I have nothing against the US citizens in general, although they were the ones who elected the president, they have no control on your president's actions... The stupid guy is the president

Godspeed and Goodnight
Your Goddess,
Aeriala