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True Story of a Fluffer

Day 1,797, 07:31 by Kaptain Kidd

So story time. Our stories begin as these stories often do with a young politician. Ambitious, single minded.....oh wait that story parody ends there, new story.



So there was this politician who thought he controlled everything. In some ways he did, his overzealous retort and time to waste made him look like he meant something. He made his way to control the number one party in America, led the congress from that position, seemed impressive. He took pride in his claims to make the PoTUS, he claimed he made the entire eworld revolve.

Only one problem, he couldn't get elected himself to the top position for forever. As chance would have it along came a snake, one Ronald Gipper Reagan that gave him a chance. Now backdoor deals and underhanded twists were nothing new the subject of this story so he used his only shot, to become an unopposed unity canidate regardless everyone hated him. This tactic did work.

But now we get to see the real problem. This is a person who forced to push for CTRL for months. Number one fan, backroom cheerleader, many other things we'll never know. So what happened to the guy that runs everything, is always right? He practically single handedly destroyed it. The guy that knew everything faceplanted so hard I'm not even sure it's laughable, ironic, yep yep, but laughable, oh hell yea screw it.



Let's induct a new word to the urban dictionary beside pulling an Ajay, we now have Fluffer fail.....

I'll leave you with a nice quote from a brazilian citizen from another thread because... well thank god they understand....


Anyway, I have nothing against the US citizens in general, although they were the ones who elected the president, they have no control on your president's actions... The stupid guy is the president

Godspeed and Goodnight
Your Goddess,
Aeriala

 

Comments

Kaptain Kidd
Kaptain Kidd Day 1,797, 07:31

Repost because Sidarta is a crybaby

rainy sunday
rainy sunday Day 1,797, 07:36

oh man
the other was removed?
wait right here, i'll be right back

rainy sunday
rainy sunday Day 1,797, 07:41

http://i.imgur.com/VTNiA.png

Sidarta is a crybabyx2

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,797, 07:50

What did this have to do with his party...?

What a wimp...Sidarta is a cry baby...x3

Ralph Kline
Ralph Kline Day 1,797, 07:50

Sidarta is a crybabyx4

Dio Eraclea
Dio Eraclea Day 1,797, 07:52

Still feels weird that he's CP, having seen him in action in Congress.

Sidarta is a crybabyx5

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,797, 09:14

Reported everyone for truth.

Wow, just had a Sidarta moment.. Carry on.

DejO.o
DejO.o Day 1,797, 09:26

O_o

snake dr
snake dr Day 1,797, 09:27

lol'd

snake dr
snake dr Day 1,797, 09:35

@ Sidarta

Captain Kushskiller2001
Captain Kushskiller2001 Day 1,797, 09:41

wait, what does Sidarta have to do with the article

Grainne Ni Mhaille
Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 1,797, 09:48

v

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,797, 09:50

exactly....

Iamnameless
Iamnameless Day 1,797, 09:53

lulzy

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,797, 09:53

@ Captain..

he/she likes to run around reporting everything because I guess he/she used to be a mod and thinks that gives him/her the right to harass everyone and get other citizens FPs.

Like the time he/she got one of my articles pulled for "racism" and it was subsequently put back up due the to the false report.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/a-call-to-arms-remembering-who-we-are-2125313/1/20

DejO.o
DejO.o Day 1,797, 10:28

B.Pandora it is not true
You changed the picture
it's not the same article

and what do you 700 players from AFA
call terrorists and fascists
and it is for you normal communication !!

and it is not for you to insult us
and it does you no vulgarity
and it does you no flaming
and this is not spam for you / every other article about AFA /
and it does you no racism
When you call me a fascist
Half of my family are Jews
who were killed in World War II

DejO.o
DejO.o Day 1,797, 10:31

I've never insulted anyone
nor ugly word said to anyone
I have been to over 20 different countries
and I never got any FP
until I arrived in the USA

Who has the proof that I am someone insulted or abused
I give him 100 gold and all my property and wipe my acc

Kaptain Kidd
Kaptain Kidd Day 1,797, 10:32

the article never even mentioned the AFA, had nothing even close to it, why u mad?

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,797, 10:35

They should hand out meds with acceptance into that party....

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,797, 10:37

Those pictures in my article are EXACTLY the same. There is proof that you abused ME right there in that link I posted. 100g please, thanks.

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,797, 10:38

and you may keep your account, it amuses me.

rainy sunday
rainy sunday Day 1,797, 10:38

tell me about it, Bia

hey-o

Kaptain Kidd
Kaptain Kidd Day 1,797, 10:42

@Sidarta went so hard that the dj didnt was if paper plates?

LordRahl2
LordRahl2 Day 1,797, 10:46

@Sidarta
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Ralph Kline
Ralph Kline Day 1,797, 10:46

@Sidarta
Mind explaining why you use the IRC nick " Milidragovic " ?

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,797, 11:01

@ Sidarta

The moral of the story here is that this is eAmerica, and in America we believe in the Freedom of Speech. That means that we have every right to oppose your group and tell people why. The issue is your flagrant abuse of the "report" function to try to beat down our citizens by getting them FP's for speaking against your group. You want to improve America? Try respecting our base values. All reporting everything does is make you look weak and scared. Try debating the articles.

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,797, 11:02

*waits patiently for her FP*

Dio Eraclea
Dio Eraclea Day 1,797, 11:02

@Sidarta
Last time I checked Bad English had only 1 top 10 song.

BugsBunnyz
BugsBunnyz Day 1,797, 12:30

DUTY.
HONOR.
COUNTRY.
AFA! o7

Lord Haldir
Lord Haldir Day 1,797, 12:39

English sense of humor is much better than ameriKan ... something.

Seanan Day 1,797, 13:32

Comment deleted

George S. Patton Jr
George S. Patton Jr Day 1,797, 13:39

^ HAHAHAHA

This Article>

George S. Patton Jr
George S. Patton Jr Day 1,797, 13:44

3 for 1 deal on ownage today?

anonymoushooligan
anonymoushooligan Day 1,797, 14:00

Sidarta is a crybabyx6
Do what the you truth know.

Ralph Kline
Ralph Kline Day 1,797, 15:58

I called out Sidarta for using "Milidragovic" for an IRC nick.
Of course no explanation followed, he just removed it from his "about me" on his profile page.
Can't say what I want to, but do a little checking up on the character of this fellow, FYI.

Your Loving Mother
Your Loving Mother Day 1,797, 18:56

"Half of my family are Jews
who were killed in World War II"

Reading this makes me very sad.

Fitisin
Fitisin Day 1,797, 18:58

PWNed by Bia.

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,797, 19:27

If we get FP for articles what should Fluffer get for this:
New Citizen Message

:popcorn as I wait patiently for Sidarta to report Fluffer:

George Armstrong Custer Day 1,797, 20:01

Comment deleted

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,797, 20:12

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Ralph and Custer hold the Red Rider BB Guns today.

Uschmidt
Uschmidt Day 1,798, 04:02

Yes Custer, that are our "true" new citizens, crawling here from the balkans: fans of genociders, babykillers and fascists (or over-nationalists). I know them exactly. I saw the mass graves when i was in former Yugoslavia ( as recon soldier it was one of my tasks to search and detectc such graves).
By the way, great article and Sidarta loses contorl as ever. He or she feels personally attacked if someone attackes RGR for his dumbness.

Uschmidt
Uschmidt Day 1,798, 04:03

*control

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,798, 08:42

Seems that 'Talking Bosnia' article got pulled down....

Alexander_Auctoritas
Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,798, 09:24

"Repost because Sidarta is a crybaby "

I LOL'D.

FIST

Lord Haldir
Lord Haldir Day 1,798, 09:36

Ichabod AdamsDay 1,798, 08:42
40m ago
Seems that 'Talking Bosnia' article got pulled down...."

This article has been moved to the "Tales for adults and naive children "

Jon Malcom
Jon Malcom Day 1,798, 09:41

Half my family is Mexican and the other half is white.
That means one sides directing the other side on how they want their rosebushes planted.
I think I'll get over these social injustices.

Also I do landscaping (Mexican....and work for Dominos (Whitey)

Lord Haldir
Lord Haldir Day 1,798, 09:53

Massacre in Kravica actually played on Christmas Day, 08 January 1993 in Kravica village, made by 82nd Division BiH Army, under comand of Naser Orić

Comander's name was Naser.

www.google.com - > Kravica christmass massacre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-nhN-3LPPk

and more

Candor
Candor Day 1,798, 15:49

What is this I don't even...

Voted for good fun though.

Iliya The Great
Iliya The Great Day 1,799, 03:24

I'm with Candor.. huh?

 
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