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Training Corps Times: General Sam's Cookie Warfare

Day 1,938, 18:10 Published in USA USA by Malovent

*** General Samoht Resyk's Reign of Cookie Warfare ***

Greetings once again! **Beware, this article contains context about/using cookies. If you are cookie intolerant, you are advised to get out and never come back to this article. Enjoy!**

Now, you all may know the Notorious General Samoht Resyk of the Training Corps. What you all may not know is that he has been misusing his power and provoking enemies using a new system called "Cookie Warfare"!

Definition of Cookie Warfare: The distribution of cookies to TC troops and officers to throw at enemies.

This warfare has been sought in many battles throughout General Sam's reign on the Training Corps. Our troops have badly damaged enemy morale due to the throwing of cookies due to the fact that they hurt like a b*tch when they hit.

Reminder: This type of warfare is only used within the Training Corps and shall only be using by the Training Corps at any given time. Any soldier from any other military branch using this type of warfare shall be executed w/out due process of law under the supervision of General Samoht Resyk and Lieutenant General Blondeninja.

You have been warned! Join the TC to take part in this warfare.. HURRY, before cookies run out.

http://tinyurl.com/USTCapplication

//signed//
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Comments

Malovent
Malovent Day 1,938, 18:12

First reserved for TC!

The Valeyard
The Valeyard Day 1,938, 00:45

Denied for Flight Training

Malovent
Malovent Day 1,939, 12:10

Noone can ever deny the TC

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,939, 03:17

TC. The best training program in the history of the game. Hands down.

Mister Y
Mister Y Day 1,939, 05:35

Nice job.

TorrinTheGreat
TorrinTheGreat Day 1,939, 14:51

Voted

good stuff but FT4life

Ruthain
Ruthain Day 1,939, 00:11

O7

Hale26
Hale26 Day 1,940, 08:23

Good stuff o7

jmurrib21
jmurrib21 Day 1,940, 19:22

Great job. Like it. Voted

LeeDO
LeeDO Day 1,941, 14:17

i like cookies

Malovent
Malovent Day 1,946, 06:38

Of course you do, you are part of the TC!

 
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