Tough decisions: someone's gotta make 'em!

Day 754, 14:33 Published in South Africa South Africa by Ines Schumacher

Brazil has declared war on Australia and (predictably) people are screaming blue murder.

Let's get this straight from the beginning: this was always going to happen. One way or the other. Let me tell you a little story.

South Africa has been occupied for a long long time. Northern Cape and Western Cape are practically Indonesian. Indonesians live there, they work there, they speak their language their. So when the new Australian president sai😛 "Throw anotha shrimp on the barbie, Sheila, we're going to declare war on Indonesia in some waaay I don't even know yeat but probably by breaking our NAP and taking those regions for awselves", Indonesia was never going to be happy about it. Especially when Cozza piled some insults on top of that and shot them off to Indonesia.

So PHOENIX decided to shut Australia up. But because Indonesia had an NAP and weren't going to backstab Australia, they told Brazil to do it instead.

At least, this is how I imagine it went. It might not have, my imagination has always been a little crazy especially the part about the shrimps. Anyway, something else I imagine is that Brazil would've gotten to Australia. One way or the other.

So when Brazil offered this contract to us to "help" us out of the PTO (which it still will), I considered it a first warning. I considered it a peaceful gesture from Brazil, telling us we could do it the easy, cheap way or the hard, expensive way.

And I know this will yield to a lot of accusations of rolling over for PHOENIX and taking it up the ass (trust me, I've heard it all before, those super alliances can be nasty, especially about a female), but we can't deal with multi PTO channers and a serious war with our two neighbours at the same time, none of which we have a MPP or NAP with and one of which we have an open war with.

So I proposed the offer to the congress, had it passed it in all democratic ways and implemented it. I knew the war was a possibility. But I also know Australia is in EDEN. They have existing MPPs with USA and Canada. And as we get told (at every opportunity) "America puts its allies first" and all that noble stuff.

I have no doubt Australia can put up a good fight. I would never have put them in this position if I didn't think they could take Brazil on. And face it: they wanted to take on Indonesia. Alone. Fighting Brazil with a military powerhouse behind them is "nothing" compared to that. 😉

So don't call be stupid. I thought it through, I guessed this would happen. I said it to a lot of people in a lot of different conversations. I said it in messages, IRC, some comments in newspapers.

But why didn't I trumpet it out all over the forum and newspapers? Easy. Every country needs a fall guy. A scape goat. And if I need to be that person for eSouth Africa to make everyone feel better about themselves, that's fine. It's why I was elected. I make the tough decisions for this country.

Yes, congress passed it. Yes, congress knew this could happen. Yes, they didn't bring it up. Yes, we chose South Africa over Australia. Yes, I will be the one all the hate gets directed at. So c'mon, give me the best you got. I can take it.

And when the plan falls into place you don't even need to apologise. Yes, that's right the plan is going ahead. We will get our regions returned, we will get the damages due to us. Believe it or not, Brazil is going to keep their promise to us.

Just another day in the life of the president. Bring on the hate.