Now, the time has come to stop it. I ask all eThai citizens to stand with me as we cast of their shackles of oppression, and encourage all congressman to vote yes in the following proposal.
Danish Trading Embargo
(what you were thinking of someone else?)
Some of you might say, but Gates, where will I get my yummy pastries?
To you I say, get AWAY FROM ME YOU DANISH LOVING SCUM. Stop trying to poison my mind with your sympathy.
This embargo is far less then what they deserve, but the Danes are lucky, as we have decided to postpone their inevitable destruction at the hand of the great Thailand hoarde, to aide our allies in defense of their country. You win this time Denmark, but don't get too comfortable, mark my words, We'll GET YOU NEXT TIME.
We all must stand resolute, we let our guard down, and relaxed our stance of the Danish.
I also hereby create a new cabinet position, The Minister of Maintaining Poor Danish Relations. Contact me if you're interested.
That is all, thanks for your time (unless you're danish)
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