To King Harald,

Day 807, 12:00 • Published in Norway United Kingdom • by Mr Woldy


Dear Norway,

It was brought to our attention that you and your Eden friends Canada both wanted to try on for size Englands hat, Scotland.

Unfortunately, it came to our attention that you already have some nice hats.



Whereas your friends Canada, are themselves the USA's hat. So, we decided it would only be fair to allow Canada to try wearing a hat for once in a while. We hope that you don't get to angy about this, and spend Eden's money fighting over it.

However, there are a few steps you need to take if you own Scotland.

1. Import more Irn Bru.
2. Import more Alcohol.
3. Import more Hair Dye.
4. Import more mars bars, in order for them to be deep fat fried (This will make the USA Jealous, another reason for letting Canada take Scotland)

Also, we'd like to formally introduce you to the chav, it's like a confrontational Hillbilly who thinks it's somewhat 'gangsta', we're not entirely sure the Mounties can handle them.

Unfortunately however for Norway, this does mean you are no longer bordered to the glistening isle of the eUK, and unfortunately can no longer take part in the seige. The main reason we orchestrated this was because we don't won't you to begin experiencing withdrawal symptons from your inactivity, and think it's best you go back to overfishing rather than conqeuring.

I trust the eNorwegian government will make sure King Harald reads this, although he does look a bit drugged up.




Regards, Mr Woldy.
eUK MoFA.