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To King Harald,
Dear Norway,
It was brought to our attention that you and your Eden friends Canada both wanted to try on for size Englands hat, Scotland.
Unfortunately, it came to our attention that you already have some nice hats.
Whereas your friends Canada, are themselves the USA's hat. So, we decided it would only be fair to allow Canada to try wearing a hat for once in a while. We hope that you don't get to angy about this, and spend Eden's money fighting over it.
However, there are a few steps you need to take if you own Scotland.
1. Import more Irn Bru.
2. Import more Alcohol.
3. Import more Hair Dye.
4. Import more mars bars, in order for them to be deep fat fried (This will make the USA Jealous, another reason for letting Canada take Scotland)
Also, we'd like to formally introduce you to the chav, it's like a confrontational Hillbilly who thinks it's somewhat 'gangsta', we're not entirely sure the Mounties can handle them.
Unfortunately however for Norway, this does mean you are no longer bordered to the glistening isle of the eUK, and unfortunately can no longer take part in the seige. The main reason we orchestrated this was because we don't won't you to begin experiencing withdrawal symptons from your inactivity, and think it's best you go back to overfishing rather than conqeuring.
I trust the eNorwegian government will make sure King Harald reads this, although he does look a bit drugged up.
Regards, Mr Woldy.
eUK MoFA.
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woldy is a boss. boated.
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\o/ Woldy! \o/
eChavs!:L And I'm pretty sure a five year old could take on a chav!
Lol.
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XILLAX: As a pround personage of the North East of England, who would be quite pleased(and amused) to see a People's Republic of Darlington, I have to say that this is a game and as such all regions that aren't London are expendable. This is to say that London holds the largest amount of our population and the largest amount of our companies and the only high-productivity region, without holding it the UK WILL fall. So the other regions, they are at the mercy of a strategic withdrawal if it will improve our ability to defend the country as a whole. We'll get them back eventually.
Lol. 0/
GO WOLDY! GO EUK!
if you scotts want to be treated like true highlanders, you shuld be norwegian, we would treat you with respect.
Our Colonel-in-Chief of His Majesty the King's Guard Sir Nils Olav, the king penguin, lives in Edinburgh (to be precise in the Zoo)
That is the worst dollar store Viking costume I have ever seen.
How will they cope when theres a full moon and all the scots transform into fighting drunkards?
Well, they'll all probably get rid of the Rangers and Celtic fans before they start on us!
I agree with Eris. It has been proven by science that vikings did not have those hats. Rather, they raped Sicilians, Normans, Brits, and Slavs for their scalps.
chav =! ned.
Also I now live in eCanada, lol.
\o/ well said Woldy
I lvq'd for a while!
Very good stuff sir.
Voted.
WOLDYMAXXX
Here we come........
Nice woldy
Woldy \o/
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