Time to switch of the ether
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by Releasethe Krakken
31 March 2014
Dear fellow Irelandians its with great sorrow that I now say goodbye to you.
Being so hated among you all finally had its toll and because of me getting irritated because of it in RL I have now lost my wife. But she is anyway a big b* so dont worry about her.
"Me with my new honey"
In fact me and her sister is eloping and joining a new reality tv series based in the US of A.
Its for realz
Unfortunately this will mean months without Internet and civilization. Basically a type of archaeological dig series in the native american tribelands.
Actually this is how these digs work I have only been on university digs "Schoemansdal" and Pilanesberg where there was not even fridges learned new respect for Black Label then. Bought a case and drank it all basically warm.
I hope you all the best of luck.
Humble Apologies:
To Adelsberger for calling him Dummy Darko.
Punistick for asking him whether he can report to his local university laboratory because I think I have discovered the "missing link"
Seanan for asking her whether she ever experienced red spider mite or root rot.
Irasian for sending him a bunch of pics of sheep asses and asking him whether he can pay by credit card "for a good time"
Paddy gets home from work and says to his wife you wont belief how lucky i am at the mine where i work all the other miners plummeted to their death when the lift fell down the shaft.
Luckily I was on the can.
Their families all got 1 million dollar. Wife Paddy you useless bastard you mean I lost 1 million because you had to go to the can.
A radio celebrity who hosts a dedication programme picks up a blonde hitchhiker when he is on holiday. He is drinking a bottle of whiskey and things get fun.
So the radio personality says
Do you know who I am . Yes she say your that famous radio celebrity and laughs coyly.
Radio Personality unziups his trouser and says do you want to .
No she say I really cant that wont be fair.
Things keep on getting more jovial and after a while he builds up enough confidence again. So he says do you want to:
She looks away and laughs shyly can I really
Yes he says
And the other people wont mind
No he says do not worry about the other people
So she says ok grabs his @&@&@(*@ and say I wish to dedicate the next song to my ma and pa and to all my brothers and sisters.
There is an angry father but he has a beautiful willing daughter. So there is 2 brothers pUNISTICK AND dON cROATA that decided to visit the daughter at night but they have to sneak past a wooden floor to her room. So pUNISTICK goes and walks softly through the passageway until he steps on a loose board that goes squeek. Immediately the father is up and screams who goes there " To which the brother replies "Meow"
As there is a lot of cats the father after a while goes to sleep and the brother can complete his task so as he is outside he tell Don Croata there is a loose board there if you step on it just pretend your a cat.
So Don Croata walks through the passageway at first very softly and then he connects the loose board. So the father is immediately up and screams "Who goes there" To which Don Croata respond " Dont worry its just another effin cat"
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Oh, RTK... you will always be our April fool.
seeya tomorrow.
wish this were truth, our community would be so much nicer 🙁
it is truth don sorry about we trolling you so much
I've met many trolls who has successfully trolled me so far, you're far away to become one of them. It requires skills you don't really have.
your so true don that was why i was so irritated all of the time because i couldnt hold my end this side.
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your so perceptive Don I hope you realize the deep deep respect I had for you all of these years. Your truly one of the most intellegint players I have met in this game.
Are you studying Nuclear Science at University of Croatia.?
I just hope you can forgive us for calling you an imbecile, cretin, moron, idiot and stupido,dumbo, douchebag so many times.
also that one time asking you to pick up a handful of dirt and talk with it as it is on the same intelligence level as you.
also calling you princess numbnuts and the dark lord of nimrods that is totally totally unacceptable.
You almost had me for a minute there...😃
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This : )
If it was not April 1st I would be sad to see you go.
Well i might leave as well...my home planet finally removed a ban so i can return
Nearly cried 🙁
"Unfortunately this will mean months without Internet and civilization. Basically a type of archaeological dig series in the native american tribelands."
Apparently you know little about Native Americans in the US. They were civilized a long time before us recent folk showed up.
Too many obvious April 1st jokes.
uhmm you have heard of CRM before that early americans is a very good subject for archaeology that no they were not "civilized" as we think of it.
also this reminded me of ian e coleman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4 - join us next on what song you are.
the term civilized is a misnomer you do know the khoi san had an intricate system of social exchange much much more complex than any other at that time. yet lived primitive lifes.
The term civilization is not an accurate term. Who decides what is civilized? To the Greeks a barbarian was anyone who didn't speak Greek so that left out a whole lot of people.
You can't also compare peoples of old to our standards today. Were the Romans civilized? Yes. Very little regard for human life also. The Chinese? Yes. Same attitude towards individual life. It is not worth much. Aztecs? Yup. So they practiced human sacrifice. They were also astronomers and architects. So to say that the North American Indian people (or Native Americans as they say today in non native circles ) were not civilized is wrong. They were all different cultures so it would be like saying that all Africans or Europeans are the same. But they had all the trappings of civilization in my book. They were just not technologically advanced. But they behaved much more civilized in terms of their culture than the white folk they ran into when this continent was first beginning to be settled.
living on nature is not uncivilized, ffs you americans have many many trappers etc etc that do nothing else. lets just say we agree and not ember ass you further(see that is how i usually troll you)
also its on your mores another person may need to kill say a wolverine to keep him from his traps which he uses to survive who says he is uncivilized?
Obviously you and I are on different pages since everything you just said agrees with what I was saying. Technology does not make you civilized. So yes hunters can be civilized. Being one with nature in not uncivilized. That is what I have been saying. I said having a system of law/traditions and an organized structure that facilitates them to me makes a civilization. Tech has nothing to do with it.
I myself hunt. I consider myself civilized. But that is another conversation for another day.
I think you should read the comments you get a little more closely. When you argue with the people who are agreeing with you it does not make you look so good. (See that is how I troll you.)
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That's what I love about Ireland - long arguments about nothing at all relevant.
Of course native american Indians were civilized - they had their version of the internet until the Spanish took it away from them.
Gotta love smoke signals.
Did you mean eIreland? Neither Krakken or I are RL Irish.
Congrats, because it's the best 1st April's joke I've read 😃
'experienced red spider mite or root rot'
Interesting question