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TIA- The World Factbook: Denmark (Official Copy)

Day 496, 22:21 Published in Thailand Japan by Vincent Garibaldi

Thailand Intelligence Agency- The World Factbook


Denmark

The Danish Flag

Introduction

Background:
Once the seat of Viking raiders and later a major north European power, Denmark was conqueed by Sweden in April, 2008. Since regaining her independence in January, 2009, Denmark has evolved into a backward, unpopulated wasteland devoid of any intelligent life.



Map of Denmark

Geography

Location:
Situated on two islands in Northern Europe.

Area:
total: 43,094 sq km
land: 42,394 sq km
water: 700 sq km

Area-comparitive:
A little smaller than the $h!t I took last night.

Borders:
Sweden

Climate:
Stultifying

Natural Resources:
Grain (Medium)



A Danish

People

Population:
218

Age structure:
0-12 years: 94%
12-14 years: 6%
14+ years: 0%

Median Age:
8 Years old

Population growth rate:
2.3%

Sex ratio:
217 male(s)/female

Nationality:
Noun:Danish(es)
Adjective:Danish

Ethnic Groups:
Cheese, blueberry, gay




The Danish Congress in session

Government

Country name:
conventional long form: Kingdom of Denmark
conventional short form: Denmark
local long form: Kongeriget Danmark
local short form: Danmark

Government type:
Constitutional Monarchy

Capital:
Hovedstaden

Independence:
January 14, 2009

Administrative Divisions:
Hovedstaden
Sjaelland

Constitution:
Adopted February 8, 2009
Allowed for Monarchy and Serfdom
Link

Executive branch:
Head of State:crillep
Head of Government:Lerdeif
Elections: Held the 5th of every month

Legislative branch:
Bicameral Congress: Consists of Congress and The Awsome House Of Lords
Elections: Congress is elected on the 25th of every month, AHOL is appointed by the King
Election results: percent of vote by party -
Weberian Bureaucracy Party:82%
Denmark Democratic Party:5%
Danmarks kommunistiske parti:11%

Political Parties and Leaders:
Weberian Bureaucracy Party: Led by HrBjorn
Denmark Democratic Party: Led by xavihernandez
Danmarks kommunistiske parti: Led by Lerdeif
Viking Party: Led by arnorhs


Sausage:Lynchpin of the Danish Economy and Danish kryptonite

Economy

Economy Overview:
Small and suffering from a shortage of workers. Focused on production of finished goods, especially sausage, meatballs, houses, and moving tickets so people can get the hell out.

GDP:
218.31 Gold

Inflation rate:
16%

Exports:
26.96 Gold

Imports:
12.21 Gold




A. Holst, Former President/Royal steed/Royal Concubine

Transportation

Transportation Overview:
Consisting primarily of A. Holst, because anyone can take a ride.




A battle-ready sausage

Military
Irrelevant

Military Branches:
Den Kongelige Danske Kavalergang Force

Manpower fit for military service:
2




Denmark in about two months...

Transnational Issues

Disputes-International:[/siz e]
Sweden: Dispute arising over ownership of former Danish regions.
Thailand: Trading Embargo, intermittent and small scale, but on-going flame war.
 

Comments

Vincent Garibaldi
Vincent Garibaldi Day 496, 22:22

Vote it up!

sean ralls
sean ralls Day 496, 22:27

im 23 yrs old buddy

A. Holst
A. Holst Day 496, 23:59

You coud at least use a picture of real danish, you are using pictures of non-danish danish, real danish danish has a lot less jam and less frosting... trust me, as i am the pony on the picture.

Xanadu Titan
Xanadu Titan Day 497, 00:54

Great piece. This classic will be on our corporate coffee table - along with our usual Danishes. Love the pictures, especially the silky pony.

Lyferus
Lyferus Day 497, 03:18

lol..

Antonio Salgado
Antonio Salgado Day 497, 04:33

lal

Marko Grce
Marko Grce Day 497, 04:42

This is pure genious! I love it!

Gentyle
Gentyle Day 497, 07:47

I'm dying Vincent, Hilarious.

ubermutant
ubermutant Day 497, 09:16

People at work are checking on me because I'm laughing myself to tears!

I had to save the picture of the little militant sausage puppet too!

And no mention of sodomy! Congrats!

carlos
carlos Day 497, 11:37

Damn idiots spamming our media, bugger the hell off!

Thingol
Thingol Day 497, 13:51

Great article! Voted.

Jon Barack Bluejacket
Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 497, 14:20

"Danish Congress" pic is EPIC LULZ!

Jean-Paul Sartre
Jean-Paul Sartre Day 498, 04:14

Thailand has the best Intelligence Agency around the world!

Pabblo_Escobar
Pabblo_Escobar Day 498, 19:29

hahaha and you posted that in Denmark!
not many comments from the Danish, they must be either lauging their asses of themselves, or plotting to leave Denmark.

awesome article vincent, I haven't laughed that much in a little while.

All you danish who would like to leave your country, you're all welcome in eThailand!

 
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