This isn't like Most Campaign Articles

Day 1,161, 20:06 Published in USA USA by Paul Proteus

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This isn't like most campaign articles

I'm not like most candidates

Here's the thing...
I'm psychic



Now, I'm sure you want to know who I am, or why I should be in congress?

Well, I can't tell you, it's classified Psychic information

But I CAN tell you how experienced I am,

I was a congressman last month here
I was the president of eSwitzerland twice
Congress there 6 times




So in conclusion I hope this was slightly more entertaining than most Congress articles, obviously it wasn't as good as this one or this one one

Also, my original theme of this article was PAUL, ENDORSED BY NOONE, LOVED BY EVERYONE but then Devoid and Kid_A promptly endorsed me ruining everything, so yeah

and I'm running in Montana

~fin