This [classified] Will Answer All Your Questions!
Shoi12
Greetings from Rylde's cabinet! Seriously, he locked me in the cabinet until I did what he said. Well, I'm sick and tired of it! So I thought I revealed all of the secret stuff we've been working on! What do you think of me now, dictator? *evil laugh*
So, to start, we've been having some [classified], trying to [classified], but we're fairly certain we can't [classified]. We don't think we can become a [classified], and would only be [classified], and Rylde will not have that! Obviously, it will not work out if we [classified].
[classified] won't work out. We don't want to [classified] that is focused on [classified] and is too big to [classified]! We've gotten an [classified], but Rylde told me to [classified] unless something interesting came up.
So we instead decided to [classified]! We'll try to keep all the [classified] currently [classified], except for those [classified]. We'll be fixing all the internal [classified], such as [classified] issues that often [classified], sometimes even [classified]! Rylde also allowed me to [classified]. I mainly looked for [classified] that have some sort of [classified]. I contacted [classified], [classified], [classified], [classified], and [classified], who has yet to [classified]. All of our friends already [classified] are already in favor of this [classified], so we're super pumped! Look forward to a powerful, connected [classified] strong enough to [classified]!
Well, I hope you appreciate the little bit of spoilers! Rylde will be mad, but who cares? See you next time for more hidden secrets!
Until next time, take care!
And if anyone gets the reference, I'll be very impressed.
Comments
m-mikuru? what are you doing in this time period?
You have failed me for the last time. For a brief second there I was prepared to chop off your head lol
Hehe if I was going to betray you I would be a lot more subtle than to post it on the MDP chat.
Very [classified], but you failed to mention the [classified] on the [classified].
I read this like I would a Mad Lib game. This was an arousing escapade of the imagination and my vocabulary skills feel much exercised.
Rylde's reply made for a great finish.
Very informative article. Thanks for the update.
anyhow, ever since Fifty Shades of Grey hit the bestsellers list, one has to be more open-minded about what goes on inside those locked cabinets. It's all quite literary, now
and the public is much wiser because of open and transparent government
I have a secret. Rylde is (classified). He locks other (Classified) in his closet and (classified) them. He (classified) himself with a rubber (classified). He sucks men's (classified) for (classified).
Word bank:
Gay, Men, Rapes, Sodomizes, Dildo, Penises, Money.
P.S.
Hey Rylde: how's that invading the U.K. thing goin' for ya?
(Sarah Palin reference)
Yes, GC, how is the UK these days? I hear the view from Londres is marvelous. The entire region of le sud de l'Angleterre is wonderful in the summer.
Just great. I hear the views out on the Western Isles are wonderful. We hope to restore Prince Edward Island to its former glory.
Could I get an Acacia-approved censorship stamp on this?
It's really to write stuff like this. Just write an article exposing all the secrets, then before publishing, censor out anything you feel is actually of worth, and boom! Front page.
PEI had glory?
dude i love classified.
I'd give the first poster all my gold for getting the reference, but I lost all my gold 3 years ago.
GC, have you been diagnosed with a mild case of Aspergers?
Or do you just really enjoy the male anatomy and homosexual habits?