This Article Makes Me Feel Like I'm on Cocaine

Day 2,671, 21:53 • Published in USA USA • by Dio Soryu

Greetings, Socialist Freedom Party

Firstly, I would like to thank you for the surprisingly warm reception you've offered a blustering, firebrand Dioist who burst in and threw his hat into the ring of your Party Presidential campaign. Few other parties would react so and I think that speaks highly of your collective character.

I have few illusions about actually winning, but I came back to eRepublik wanting to make some noise and so noise I will make.

I have to be honest, I have little understanding of what this party actually stands for. Even back when CivilAnarchy was the main force behind the party, I always felt like there was little of substance being offered but offered in a bright red package and all the other trappings of Communism.

As it stands, and from what I've been able to gather, the ideology I see here seems to be some wishy-washy blend of American liberalism and the general sense that most of you just seem to not care for the other parties and have found brotherhood in that. Perhaps I am mistaken, but that is just the sense I get.

When I came back, my friend Dio Ericala expressed a longing for America to turn to a Communist Theocracy and challenge the world to a fight. That appeals to me, very much and for the past few days I have done my best to light a fire under this nations ass. So, what I am proposing is a return to Fundamentals(ism).

What I want for me, for the Socialist Freedom Party, for America and for Dio is the anarchic disintegration of social structures and governmental systems in demand of an ultra-nationalist totalitarian regime and supported by a socialized war machine.

This nation is desperate for strong leadership and for a political movement to make that notion heard and I can think of no one whose basic premise and heritage is more in line with making that cry.

For some time, SFP has striven to define itself against authority and imperialism and to stand for the weak. But when the weak cry for authority and imperialism, what then, brothers? Do we truly appeal to their better natures, when that is the most boring of all possible solutions?

Are we so committed to our image of ourselves as a thinking man's party, we refuse to give voice to the voiceless out of a sense of superiority over what the people actually think?

Now, I will ask you to tolerate but one thing about me and that is my FUCKING DEVOTION TO THE GOD-KING DIO BRANDO(!). Please understand, this is but the flavor of my passion as I'm sure you have passions of your own. I realize many of you have not the highest opinion of many of his followers, but it is not my goal to convert anyone to any belief, except the belief that we are one people united. But it is here that I must take exception with Marx's espoused belief that Religion is the Opiate of the masses.

You see, Religion is the Cocaine of the Masses.

And I want everyone in America high as fuck.

Dust off those Jackboots, SPF.

I know you still have them, they're probably in the back of the closet right next to your hat.

Love,