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This is mah boss, Jack Mensley

WHAT IS UP AMERICA!

I’ve noticed I’ve been extremely quiet since my last article, which was me running for PP. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t go silent because I was annoyed at losing, merely the fact I have been a lot more busy elsewhere after I lost and so I stopped writing here. So, what we got this article?

1) – It’s that time of the election calendar – CONGRESS!
2) – Where have I been hiding?

LET’S GET CRACKING!



1) – JK’s running for Congress again!

HIDE YO WIVES, HIDE ALL YO WOMENZ! (Except anyone below the age of 18, they’re safe, I’m no predator), BECAUSE JK IS RUNNING AGAIN!

Awww YEAHHHH! Texas best be ready for me again, cause I’m coming hard and fast (That’s what she said 😉 ), because baby, it’s what I make happen. Anyways, off the jokes for a moment and on to serious bizness (Yes, it exists), I’m going to explain to you why I’m the best choice for Texas –

• Twice I’ve served this great state, and I’m not willing to give Texas a second rate citizen to represent it! TEXAS DESERVES THE JK CLASS!
• I’m approachable. Never once has someone messaged me and received a curt reply telling them to stfu and go away. I will politely message back and try to help them with any query they have
• I’m an actual active congressman. So many people win as congressmen, and then don’t bother showing up on the congress forums where so much of our work gets done. THAT IS NOT A DEDICATED CONGRESSMAN, THAT’S A NOOB! I actually visit that forum several times a day to make sure I’m up to date on congress matters!
• I’m my own mind – I am only swayed by solid and calm arguments. I will not follow the crowd just because. Unless a good argument is presented to me, I will stand for what I believe!

I am a serious player when it comes to congress because I believe it’s image is tainted by idiots who just do it for the medal or the gold and don’t particularly care about their responsibilities. So do both your vote, your state and your country a favour!

Vote John Killah into Congress on the 25th! Together, we can improve congress and this nation, piece by piece!





2) – Where has JK been hiding?

I may have been quiet here, but if you’ve been paying attention elsewhere, you may have noticed that I’ve been hiding in plain sight.

In respects to AMP, I suppose you could say I was retired in a sense for the term. I wasn’t included in David’s Cabinet because a) – I didn’t ask, b) – I didn’t particularly want to be, c) – New blood was needed. I have no hard feelings or regrets about what’s happened. If anything, being HRT for AMP has allowed me to remain a voice in the party, without the huge responsibilities, and this has allowed me to pursue –

THE MEDIA TEAM! Ok, so Israel roped me in to it when I said I’d help write an article here and there. But the experience has been amazing so far! If you’ve been following the WHPR’s paper (Which I strongly urge you to read and subscribe to!), you may have noticed that past few article I’ve helped write, it’s something I’m not used to because I have to write in an unbiased method when reporting … lets face it, I’m hugely biased when writing here :3

But it’s not all written. Even fewer people may have noticed that I have been calling into eNPR for the past four shows. Wait, a Brit is speaking on an AMERICAN radio show? Erm, ya … I have been lending my British accent to the show while helping to provide witty remarks and comments to help keep the mood light and entertaining. And it’s been enjoyable for me, even if it means having to stay awake till 3am and annoy the neighbours with my loud talking.

You can carry on expecting to see/hear me in the media, because I have no plans on leaving the Media Team any time soon. In fact, tune into eNPR every Thursday, and you will be guaranteed a British Presence o/


A new segment in my paper, The Guests’ Corner will be a special place where people can talk briefly about anything erep related. It’s a place where I can help bring them out into the media splotlight

Todays Guest! – NOBODY!

Nobody was cool enough to be featured here today, so DOUBLE BOOBAGE THIS ARTICLE!



AWWWRIGHT! GIGGITY!
(Shame I had to cover the nipples ;_😉


The Featured Article is an article which I found interesting, important, or entertaining. The author is not aware they have been chosen unless they read this article. Asking for a feature may or may not get it placed here.

Today’s Featured Article is from – DavidWilson!

OH DEAR, I’m going to be hugely biased here and say the featured article is an AMP Article. Shoot me if you disagree, idgaf :3 It’s not mainly the fact that it’s AMP, but it’s from David, so it’s well written, well thought out and something you should all read so you can see how a good writer does it! (Keep an eye out for his educational series too!)

To read the article, click the button below!


And finally … the boobs 😃


Boobs provided by – Melissa Debling …. Hubbada hubbada hubbada!!!

Keep it chillin eAmerica!
JK