Third Reich-esque Imperial Party Plot Uncovered
Krelm
For many days now there has been a secret plan in the halls of IP headquarters to overthrow the stability of hard working families in Britain and to bring about a pseudo-Nazi regime
Today the DP can exclusively reveal, that behind the scenes of the Imperial Party there is a rotten core, a rotten egg, a big rotten nasty egg, a big rotten nasty Nazi egg, a direct quote from its leader reveals the true anti democratic, pseudo-fascist nature of the IP.
"The Nazis were...right" J Campbell Jul 30, 2008 13:36
"I really hate...democratic movement" - J Campbell Jul 31, 2008 02:35
We interviewed a recently sacked very angry whistle blower, who worked under J Campbell for a few days,
we asked him this hard hitting simple question:
DP: So do you think that the Imperial Party is an smokescreen for a despotic tyranny which will wipe out the very existence of Britain as part of a terrible global domination plan?
ANON: Unequivocally
Mere words cannot describe the possibly Nazi tyranny that hides within the walls of IP headquarters, we only hope that today Britain can open its eyes to the rising horror of this hateful party.
Tomorrow: Tits!
Comments
LOL voted
This makes sense!
The question isnt \"Why belive this\" the question is \"Why not belive this\"
Rabble rabble rabble!
J Campbell\'s Shoddy safety procedures at his WMD factory left me sterile and impotent!
My plant died and the Imperial Party did nothing. Further proof of their fascist ways! Down with this sort of thing.
This is a joke, right? It has to be a joke.
While you may find such diabolical views amusing Mr Campbell I assure you that the honest and hard working among us do not.
HAHA, quite superb!
XD
This article seems to make it obvious that the PCP has subscribed to muckraking to retain its position.
This article seems to make it obvious that the Imperial Party lack even a hint of a sense of humour.
Grow up, we\'ve had worse joke articles about us before...
Lol, funny article. Well written.
Sorry, I didn\'t catch the joke. I\'m too used to American politics. 😃
Voted, looking forward to the tits.
Agreed with above comment.
Excellent, voted.
Hehe, keep it up 😉
Hehe. I don\'t really know what to say.
for all we know it could be true...
very funny article!
haha, interesting to say the least
Oh-ho, the irony.
Oh, um...
I totally wasn\'t in the imperial party.
They, um, made me join.
Yeah.
I think I\'ll just take an extended holiday.
Very extended.