The UK youngsters need you

Day 2,250, 13:32 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Ministry of Health

Working quietly in the background, your NHS serves to mentor and nourish new eUK members so they will become active and productive in the future.
At this time we have 74 “patients” at all stages of growth. We provide them with nourishment at a rate that is entirely dependent upon their progress, up to a maximum of 100 q5 units of food per day.
If you would like to look at our spreadsheet in which you can find all we do, you can find it here

That’s a lot of food. And it doesn’t grow on trees.

We count on the dedicated members of the eUK to provide us with the means to grow our next generation of leaders and fighters.


Our NHS staff is currently
Madelina de Melrose, Director
Dr Kawishiwi, Director Emeritus
alan warwickshire, Deputy Director
Mike13o6, “Lunch Lady”
Niemand, Press Officer and “Lunch Lady”

Any of the three Directors would be more than delighted to receive your donations – just send a note as well letting us know you’ve sent food or money!

What is in our future? Apart, that is, from the joy of watching our “patients” graduate from the programme?

We are looking into a mentorship program where there would be rewards based upon completion of tasks. If we are able to implement this, we’ll need one or two people more to help out on our team, and we’ll need money for the rewards, which would be weapons, GBP and even the odd lump of gold.

What else can you donate? Your ideas! You’ve been there, done that, you’re wearing the t-shirts. You know what actions helped you grow stronger, and you know what we need to do to help our newer citizens.

Don’t be shy! Give generously of your ideas and your treasure!