The Treasury has been stolen

Day 2,908, 07:22 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

Last month Teddy returned to refill our bacon stocks.

After the departure of Teddy there was a sudden and total decline of our bacon stocks.

This may explain some of it.


SUSPECTS:
1.
Although a recent report indicate that shortly afterwards DOn Croata started talking like MARLON Brando in Godfather "ehh u wantaapieceofbaconitsareallagoodihavesomeinmybrownpaperbag" and would rustle in a brown paper bag and eat something from it. A glazed mad look would then be seen in his eyes and he would mutter something like aconaconaconcromegabacon

2. Perhaps it is he that is the culprit or perhaps it is moomoohead as he has been impersonating a cow for a couple of years and could be a canadian in cows clothing.

3. Or perhaps it was Winston Hope Smith perhaps this is why he goes to such lengths to remain in congress :i.e. so that he can remain near government and keep the rest of government angrily working on his latest proposal :The Size and complete specifications and requirements as to quantity of gold in our gold pots. whilst slinking away for a couple of bacon strips.



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