The State Lottery and some World News

Day 1,334, 17:11 • Published in USA USA • by Paul Proteus


This article will be in two parts,

-An Ambassadorial Incentive

-A Quick World Review

First, my head of the Department of Ambassadorial Affairs, Deershark and I are going to give out an incentive for our ambassadors to do a good job, or if they are a reward for just doing their thing.

We are going to start an Ambassador Lottery



That actually took a second to make 😁

So, here is how our Lottery will work,

For one, to be entered you have to be an ambassador for the United States
Sign up to be an ambassador now!

Second, You must enter at least one report to be entered
Ambassadors, if you don’t have the form to fill out that’s a problem, make sure to get it from Deershark or your regional director

So yeah, Every ambassador who fills out a report will be given a random number, the State Department will randomly select 3 numbers,

The first number we choose will win 500 usd

The next two numbers will win 250 usd

Winners will be chosen once a week, and an article announcing them will be published

So if you are an ambassador, make sure to fill out your form, and if you’re not it’s never too late to sign up 😉



Join us on #us-state the new channel for the US State Department

Now on to, what a shock, State affairs again, our lovely department was featured in this great White House Press Release . Now, you should really read it, but for a quick recap, one point resonated with me particularly,

”[Paul] is now charged with the worst job in ePolitics. Because so much of the work of a good Secretary of State must take place behind the scenes, SoS’s are unfairly abused for lack of activity and quietness.”

I’m aware that I don’t share too much of what I do except how Deershark and I are trying to revamp our broken ambassador program, but that very little of what I do, and though it may not be public, I can assure you I am on the job and my deputies (Soren and Tim) as well as myself have been working hard 🙂

So, instead I’ll do a quick recap of what’s happening in the world for the random noob who somehow comes across my newspaper 😁



Cyprus, a nation that is inhabited by our old friends INCI has gotten into a bit of rift with our lovely acquaintances [/sarcasm] FYROM/Macedonia. You can read all about that here in Glove’s article. It would seem that FYROM/Macedonia threatened Cyprus when they (Cyprus) acted more like an ally and less like a puppet then our ONEderful friends would have liked. Cyprus/INCI didn’t take too kindly to the demands and this happened
If you haven’t read Gloves article, linked above, I strongly suggest you click the link



Artists Portrayal of Inci Diplomats obviously angered by FYROM/Macedonia’s threats

And in moar Amurrican news,

we are now up to 10 regions and counting, a long way to 50, but you can help that by following Defense Orders and fighting in Washington or if that battle is over 55% moving to Spain and fighting in the resistance for Brozil

These instructions are only relevant for the day this article was published, for more recent updates go here

Now on to…
All American Media


On to our new section, All American Media
In this segment I'll include some important media from the eUS



The President’s Newspaper , make sure to check out this title lacking article



Department of Defense Orders, it’s kinda important




The Department of Education, Make sure to Check out the information web as always




Gnilraps and the WHPR team is great, make sure to check out this wonderful article

Stay Sexy Amurrica,
Yours,
Paul