The Resistance

Day 403, 09:55 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Reserve Bank of South Africa

By Hireshmont Vellos

So, we've been invaded. The Croats took over our country once, and it was bad. However, the Croats, despite some being rather greedy and mean, did basically want to live here. They didn't just want to break and destroy stuff. Theirs was a takeover, for sure, but one which was moderated by the nature of their objectives, and the intended duration. This current Italian takeover, however, is just straight up evil. They come to steal and destroy. They are Italian army soldiers and officers coming in search of GOLD with which to fuel the PEACE war effort: a war effort which includes, for example, Indonesia and France. This GOLD they seek will be used against Spain, the USA, Sweden, England, and Argentina.

But we can resist. We will resist. We must resist. Just like we have resisted in the past, we will resist now.

There are, what, 28 days until the next election? We can make it. People at full wellness should be able to survive almost the whole distance without food. But, of course, most of us are not at full wellness. So we will arrange a food and wellness program.

Here is how it will work:
1. RBSA will serve as a central economic resistance bastion
2. If you need food, MESSAGE RBSA. Only send NEEDS. We don't have the resources to cater to everybody's little wants, to buy a convenience-quality. Just what you need.
3. We will find food or gifts SOMEWHERE. We will keep this nation alive.

In the meantime, we will be setting up income opportunities abroad. Because the new minimum wage law will basically shut down all businesses, RBSA will work in an investment coordination action. We will attempt to buy rights to revenue streams in foreign countries, and we will start up our own companies abroad, and turn a profit. This money will give us more GOLD and foreign currency, which we can, on the one hand, save for the recovery and, on the other hand, use to buy food and gifts abroad.

Also, I suggest that no one engage in any activity on the monetary market. It is about to go crazy, I think. If you can find GOLD selling for reasonable prices, buy it. But don't buy ZAR: you'll just be handing GOLD over which we won't be able to use in the recovery.

In the meantime, we need to rally support for the recovery and for the elections. Croatia, of all places, has offered to help us. I suggest we accept this offer, and look for others.

The RBSA Resistance program begins as soon as the minimum wage law passes.

Viva South Africa!