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The Rellori Report - Welcome to Communist United Russian Emirates!

Day 1,204, 03:49 • Published in United Arab Emirates Australia

• by James Rellori

This is the Rellori Report, Im James Rellori, Your Hated by everyone reporter. The date is the 8th of March, (19 days before my Birthday in Rl!) Day 1204 of the New World.

Welcome new Citizen to the Peoples Undemocratic Communism of ~~United~~ Russian Emirates!

If you look to your left, You can see the markets being ruined, On the Right is Cl4trap slaves, Who didnt agree with him... So he hanged them!

Ah so whats your name? Bobby McBobbob? YOUR NAME IS NOW CL4TRAP PUPPET #270398!

Now you must hail his photo and go to every celebration in his name, HEIL CL4TRAP!

Now you are ready new citizen to become a puppet of Cl4trap who trolls on articles and creates Multis!