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The Rellori Report- National Brotherhood Day!

Day 1,184, 04:25 • Published in United Arab Emirates Australia

• by James Rellori

I am James Rellori, Rellorier by name, Relloier by colour and Rellorier by race, This is my newspaper, The Rellori Report, It is reminded that this article, Published on the 16, February, Day 1184 of the ruined world is purely satire, Its not meant to be taken seriously unless you some sort of mentally deranged man.

National Brotherhood week...

"Oh, the TAGE folks hate the ABOC folks
And the ABOC folks hate the TAGE folks
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule"

My idea is of a day, Where both ABOC members and TAGE members come as one and pretend to like each other and then want to rip each others guts out the next day...

(I was gonna post a picture of a white guy eating salad with Mayo but my Google Images search on that phrase came up with gay porn)

With this idea... Just be grateful that it doesn't last all year!

So i declare 17th every month National Brotherhood Day!

Media Watch - Election

Now... Theres one funny article around eUAE at this time of the Party President election.

About the Election [ JACK HAMMER ]

And thats the end of the News, Im James Rellori, Good Day eUAE!

Comments

LadyMonica Day 1,184, 04:44

Falc0ni Day 1,184, 06:27

Meaningless

I wont refer ABoC guys as brothers, never. Not because they are russians, because they are cheaters.

James Rellori Day 1,184, 06:29

You might not pretend to call them brothers... But at lest not go around calling them boneheads, PTOers for a whole day... Okay?

Cl4trap Day 1,184, 06:51

it is too difficult for them

Falc0ni Day 1,184, 07:07

@James

Then tell them to not play with their cute little bot babies for a day.

Sean Bateman Day 1,184, 07:47

@James

Today is the day when they totally PTOed entire country. President - ABoC. Congress - ABoC. Parties - ABoC. Politically over taken country. You cant deny that.

Kxyu Day 1,184, 08:16

It is a lesson for you. If you want to make an able to function opposition, you have to UNITE, not divide into a bunch of small parties. try that next month

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