DNC DNC Revolution

There are many conspiracy theories out there about why PEACE broke up. All of them are false. Let me tell you the real reason PEACE dissolved.

The Magic Hot Air Balloon.

If you will recall, I posted an article about one of my DNCers speaking to world leaders recently. The world leaders she spoke to were all part of the PEACE Security Council. Doesn't this seem suspicious to you? Right after she alerted them to the Magic Hot Air Balloon their entire alliance was destroyed.

The Magic Hot Air Ballon must have realized the threat PEACE would pose if it targeted her, so she did what any cornered animal would do. She fought back. I can't imagine the amount of mental torture these PEACE Security Councilors went through. The Magic Hot Air Balloon probably had a very hard time invading their minds. But she obviously did it. PEACE is no more.

These are changing times, people. We need to unite against the Magic Hot Air Balloon. I am doing my part in keeping up my mental barrier, are you?

In other news!

An Official Chat Room For The Order of the DNC has been made!

All are welcome to join it! I will be happy to discuss the Magic Hot Air Balloon and other things with anyone who wishes to.

Also I have an updated map of the Magic Hot Air Balloon's influence level:

Click for full sized pic!

Western Europe is almost completely taken over! It's tragic, but the leaders of these countries do not listen to me!



In North America the Magic Hot Air Balloon is using her balloon spies to kidnap children still.



South America is starting to feel the influence too! We must defeat this Magic Hot Air Balloon! We must not death!