The Pony Revolution

Day 2,053, 21:36 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof

How about some music?

Now, if you clicked on the link, you’ll see the images off soldiers embattled in a long and terrible conflict.

So too is America embattled.

What you are hearing is a sorrowful tune of grim determination.

So too are we determined to come out victorious.

We are sitting here on the Fourth of July with a country occupied by foreign nations and a party that has indiscriminately allowed citizens of enemy countries to become citizens of our own, simply to further their own vile interests. They have no interest in serving, loyally, the eUnited States of America. They serve their interests or the interests of their former nation. These people are also not limited to Serbians, as some might think. They come from all corners of the eWorld to serve RGR or to attempt to disrupt the effectiveness of the eUSA.

Yet, they are led not by someone who is truly accepting of all people.

RGR is a person who is openly discriminatory. He holds onto an idealized idea of the Confederate States of America, which, as a southerner, troubles me. Furthermore, he considers those serving in the RL American armed forces to not be serving with honor, simply because the army is inclusive to all Americans.

Much to my surprise, when I went to the #amfa channel to discuss and debate party interests, I was met with hostility:

“04:24:30: .kb derphoof gtfo out of our PP ballot you PTOer”

Wait, what was that?!



Oh shi...

Now, with his previous discriminatory background, I truly know what he means. Most people would assume that he is afraid of a PTO that takes him and his elitist cabal out of power. However, it is not that simple.

He recognizes my status as a Pony-American and is afraid of the Pony Takeover (PTO) of his party. Hence, why he called me a “PTO-er”

He is afraid that Pony-Americans will come to power in his precious party. It is simple discrimination. He tries to silence my kind out of that fear, and put down our opinions.

Being a friendly people, we Pony-Americans would do everything to help the nation. This goes against RGR’s mindset of interfering with American strategy and instilling fear on the people of the eUSA.


Rainbow Dash is dissapoint.

I am here to end the era of elitist discrimination and strategic disruption in the AFA. The discriminatory cult of personality will be destroyed and a pony-friendly environment created to fill the void.

THE PONY REVOLUTION IS HERE, AND IT IS HERE TO STAY.

All will be welcome to stay in our party, no matter where they come from or what party they may have belonged to.


The Equestrian Army marching to battle

So I am calling on all people; all friends of freedom and nondiscrimination. I am calling you to join the Equestrian Army and help to depose this discriminatory regime.

We need to help build an America that accepts people of all walks of life!

We need to weaken the hold of those that want to bring down the USA!

As AFA PP I will:

- Stop Discrimination
- Increase Membership
- Increase Activity
- Increase our Congressional Election percentage
- Commit ourselves to being a responsible opposition party, willing to work with the other parties to see our goals realized
- Be respectful of all citizens
- Drive the national conversation with responsible proposals
- Stop antagonizing others and work to build a positive atmosphere for political discussion, in the party and the general public.

I’ve even asked various people about my candidacy, and here were their reactions:

What say you, M. Bison?!


Chuck Norris?!


Professor Chang?!


They all say yes! What say you America?! Are you ready to depose this enabler of enemies and discriminator of ponies?!

He has built a castle on pillars of salt and pillars of sand. He will be brought to his knees, watching his castle of power fall around him as it’s weak base collapses at the sight of my glorious equine army.

We are entrenched in a fight on the battlefield and in the ballot box. On the 15th, we take a step towards total victory. We take a step towards the destruction of those who use the American political system to wage war against us. I am confident in our ability to overcome their numbers.

America will be victorious.



General Derpy stands ready for battle.

Are you ready?

EVERYPONY WELCOME
EVERYPONY LOVED

THE PONY REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN