The NHS is there for you!

Day 3,010, 19:56 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Ministry of Health


What is the NHS?
Quite possibly the most awesome thing in the eUK, if not the eWorld.

Huh? You want to know more? Fair enough… The NHS was founded in 2012 by Talon Karrde and Sir Humphrey Appleby. It’s here to provide food supplies to new players in the eUK, to help them get a good start in the game. In short, all new eUK players are eligible to receive NHS food in return for gaining experience. It’s that simple.

Originally the NHS was a government programme, but in 2013 it was separated from government interference support and became an entirely privately funded and voluntary affair. This means that the NHS continues, no matter who’s in government, what state our country accounts are in, and what the country’s financial priorities are. This is A Good Thing.

Traditionally the NHS has been funded by Congressmen and women donating their five gold congress payments. However, while the country is under a dictator no gold is given to congress members, so - at the moment - it’s entirely funded by private donations.


Who runs the NHS?
The NHS is run by a small team of volunteers, who handle donations and send food out to members of the scheme. Currently those people are:


This absolutely is NOT the current NHS team

Director - Madelina de Melrose
Director Emeritus - Dr Kawishiwi
Deputy Director and Dinner Lady - Tinman1
Lunch Lady - Killermarine
Lunch Lady - Fataliix
Publicity Director - VoodooMike71


Sounds good, but how will it help me?
First and foremost, the NHS will provide you with free food, based on the following conditions:

1. You must be at level 32 or below (i.e. div 1) - if you’re higher than that you can look after yourself 🙂

2. Every day you will receive 1 Q5 food (or equivalent) for each experience point you gain.

3. Food is capped at 100 experience points per day - the maximum you can receive is 100 Q5 food per day.

If that isn’t enough, the NHS also provides a support network, help articles, and mentorship for new players, to set you on the right path.

Pretty cool huh?


OK, I’m sold. What do I need to do?
Just get in touch with Madelina de Melrose or Tinman1 and tell them that you want to join the NHS. As long as you’re eligible (i.e. an eUK player at level 32 or below), they’ll sort you out from there.


This all sounds amazing - is there anything I can do to help?
You’re absolutely right - it IS amazing. And thanks for offering to help.

We’re a completely voluntary scheme, running entirely off donations of time and money. So there are two things you can do to help us:

Donate cash, gold or food
Every penny/nugget/chicken nugget we give out has come from a donation. So if you’ve got any spare money or food hanging about, simply get in touch with one of the NHS team who'll be delighted to take it off your hands.


Donate your time
We’re also on the constant lookout for volunteers. We always need Lunch Ladies - people who distribute the food to new players based on their experience growth. It only takes a couple of minutes per day, and it’s a huge help. Or you can help mentor young players, write articles for us, etc etc. There’s always something to do, so it you want to help on a regular basis or a bit more ad hoc, just get in touch.

And thanks very much for your support. It’s always appreciated.



tl;dr?
> lvl 32 - you help us (please!)