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The new eRepublik Citizen Laws.
I had to sell my entire xxx collection, but I obtained enough money to bribe somebody in order to get my hands on the upcoming new eRepublik laws, which might soon be announced officially. Without further introduction, here they are:
1. All citizens are born equal in dignity and rights. Any citizen can choose where to work, if he is lucky enough, and to be paid, if he is even luckier. If you hear about a citizen who can afford a bread daily from his wage, please report this as it must be a cheater.
2. Do not oppress other citizens, too badly. Try to maintain some decency, if possible. If not, then buy our “forgiveness package”.
3. Do not clone yourself, more than twice. And make sure that you are not caught. Else, be aware of what might happen to you: the eRepublik team might publicly humiliate you for being so stupid!
4. From now on we declare the smoke signal as the only official contact channel. So, wait no response from us if you contact us through any other channel, like articles/comments/forum posts/tickets.
5. Freedom of press is absolute, exclusively in the cases where eRepublik team is not criticized.
6. Properties obtained through illegal methods will be impounded. Because we can never know for sure the exact amount of illegal Gold, we will randomly remove some. Buy the “lucky thief” booster to lower the random number in case you'll get caught.
7. If you observe a bug or exploit, please test it for us prior to reporting it. Play with it, observe its consequences. If things are getting seriously, like conquering a country because of the bug/exploit, please be a little more careful for god's sake. If things are getting really, really seriously, like conquering an entire continent, please announce the team immediately.
8. Do not post “V2 sucks”. Not in the media, not in the tickets, don't even say this in real-life. For they who will do that shall pay with their own lives.
9. Do not post “bring V1 back” or “Remove Lana & her friends”.
10. We are enlarging our players base, so you must be at least 10 years old to play this game. Or, if you are younger, at least act as a grown-up kid. Don't forget to tell your mummy that we have cookies for sale.
1. All citizens are born equal in dignity and rights. Any citizen can choose where to work, if he is lucky enough, and to be paid, if he is even luckier. If you hear about a citizen who can afford a bread daily from his wage, please report this as it must be a cheater.
2. Do not oppress other citizens, too badly. Try to maintain some decency, if possible. If not, then buy our “forgiveness package”.
3. Do not clone yourself, more than twice. And make sure that you are not caught. Else, be aware of what might happen to you: the eRepublik team might publicly humiliate you for being so stupid!
4. From now on we declare the smoke signal as the only official contact channel. So, wait no response from us if you contact us through any other channel, like articles/comments/forum posts/tickets.
5. Freedom of press is absolute, exclusively in the cases where eRepublik team is not criticized.
6. Properties obtained through illegal methods will be impounded. Because we can never know for sure the exact amount of illegal Gold, we will randomly remove some. Buy the “lucky thief” booster to lower the random number in case you'll get caught.
7. If you observe a bug or exploit, please test it for us prior to reporting it. Play with it, observe its consequences. If things are getting seriously, like conquering a country because of the bug/exploit, please be a little more careful for god's sake. If things are getting really, really seriously, like conquering an entire continent, please announce the team immediately.
8. Do not post “V2 sucks”. Not in the media, not in the tickets, don't even say this in real-life. For they who will do that shall pay with their own lives.
9. Do not post “bring V1 back” or “Remove Lana & her friends”.
10. We are enlarging our players base, so you must be at least 10 years old to play this game. Or, if you are younger, at least act as a grown-up kid. Don't forget to tell your mummy that we have cookies for sale.
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yeahhh
Theese rules kick ass
Voted!
Forgiveness package? Sounds like a bright idea. I'm all for it.
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I vote this.
"Do not post 'V2 sucks'... al those who do shall pay with their own lives"
\o/ /o\ |o| lol+
epic
voted and approved
hilarious
vote wkwkwkwk
atas gw maho :p
Voted.
epre rules ftw
lolol, voted!
lol funny
This rules are awesome..
GOOD JOB ADMIN
vote B-4 quitting this game
Good Laws
I think admins should implement them from now on.
prea bun articol
:-]
I like it.
Voted, once again you bring us a interesting article MoonlightShadow.
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Voted!
voted
v/s!
VOTED! its true))))
I loled :]
Great Votado
troll. you may have these people fooled but im not buying it. from the very first law, i knew you were making it up. if you want attention, try advertizing that pizza is bad. thatll get some results.
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excelent xD
It's not funny. As admin of eRepublik, I'll tell you will be punished with forfeit points... IT'S A JOKE!!!
THIS ARTICLE IS VERY GOOD!! I'M LAUGHING A LOT!!
Articol postat in romania dar scris in engleza. xD
Win
"If you hear about a citizen who can afford a bread daily from his wage, please report it as it must be a cheater" - epic win.
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V2 sucks
Is this approved by Ceiling Cat?
f**k yeah!
war
Remove Lana & her friends
cool
ha.
the stupid thing about the censorship is, i got ban points for supporting st Krems.... and then they said St krems won.... and it wasnt repealed.... WTF!
Open war declare against admin, multies will invade the game and crash it. Have a good day admins
Voted!
\o/
"Sus pe baricade, alaturi de noi" ?
haha
Nice one!
holy crap! Florinnr1-BZ im frikean' with man! voted!
interesting notes:) is a dream or real or an idea .
ROFLMAO!!! And I rarely use ROFLMAO
Best article in months!
BOTE LIPEC
It's funny because it's true.
awesome!!
inca cateva din astea si te cer astia inapoi si iti dubleaza salariul... numa' sa taci..
superrrr!
lol:]
lol
PWND
4. From now on we declare the smoke signal as the only official contact channel. So, wait no response from us if you contact us through any other channel, like articles/comments/forum posts/tickets.
That would be an improvement.
LOL
The raw facts.
vs
Yea... voted!!!
xD
sad but true
man, i love these laws^^
vezi sa nu citeasca si vrun admin asta ! )
Truth.
epic
ROFLMAO
SPECTACULAR!!!
v2 sucks, v1 for life
ROFL
wow xD
vote!
Awes0me!
oh the irony.ooooh the irony.sucks to be us, eh?
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epic
Well, V2 sucks (*insert smiley here as even they don't fu*king work in V2)
nice
o/
lolled
Daca imi aduc bine aminte, m-am ales cu ceva FP din cauza ta cand erai admin.
Legile astea le aplicai si atuncea?
: ))
lol
v2 sucks, v1 for life x2
V2 sucks, bring back V1!
cool article
Hahahaa...great article xD
Another enlightening article
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V2 sucks, bring back V1!
I feel sorry for your xxx collection.
End of Pejwan