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This is the first ever article by the newly established Ministry of Silly Walks.

In this article
1. About the Ministry.
2. Ministers
3. Applications
4. Grants.
5. Objectives.



About the Ministry
The Ministry of Silly walks was established on day 2,786 by the Prime Minister Sir Humphrey Appleby.

The Ministry was founded because it was observed that walking had become too serious. More than just the speculation of serious walking our experts predict that Silly Walking may be something we can actually beat the Argies at. If this is true then the Ministry of Silly Walks will be of more use to the nation than the Ministry of Defence.

The remit of Ministry of Silly walks does indeed extend into the Ministry of Defence. At present we are trying to prepare educational tutorials on 'Mincing into battle.'

In preparation for our Victory against the argues we are already Preparing an equally scathing song as the legendary "One World cup and two world wars do da do da"



Ministers
I am sure none of you will be surprised to learn that this is a very large ministry in order for it to fulfil its full potential. Due to the ministry being formed a day ago we are currently understaffed and taking applications to join our humble ministry. We understand Appleby has a walk in cabinet however it takes a lot more time for us to walk in than others. So please wait patiently.

We are a very good employer we only have one rule and that is 'No walking normally in the corridor' it reflects badly on the whole institution.

At Present the current Minister of Silly walks is Mr Immanuel Kant. The ministry has the following Vacancies

- Deputy Minister of Silly walks x2
- Staff member for the Ministry of silly walks x10
- Uncivil Servants x3



Applications
If you feel that you are capable of meeting our high criteria then please apply by messaging Mr Immanuel Kant.

If you meat the minimum requirements you will be then invited to a rigorous job interview. The interview will involve applicants walking into the office, stating which position they are applying for then walking out again.

We are sorry to announce that we can only accept help from those candidates who demonstrate they have a very silly walk.



Grants
After a long fight with the treasury we can now announce that we have been allowed to lend people grants.

These government grants will go to people who demonstrate a relatively- rather silly walk. The grant should be used by successful candidates to increase their silly walking.

At the present time the Treasury has not revealed how much they are willing to give us. However excitingly I can confirm it will be over 0cc for every successful applicant.



Objectives.
1. Release guides for New players on how to walk in a silly fashion.
2. Have every UK Military Unit given their own specific silly walk.
3. Continue Government grants for silly walk development.
4. Establish the Ministry as a permanent feature of all eUK Cabinets.



I'll just leave you with this
"Silly walks and the Falklands War do da do da"

That's all for now.
Mr Immanuel Kant