The Government-Day 1000

Day 1,000, 18:28 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Paul Proteus

This article of Good-Bye Blue Monday will be divided into three parts, the first will be non-government related, the next two will consist of our slightly late weekly report,

-Day 1000
-Weekly Report
-Addressing Criticism

Startting with
Day 1000
Happy Day 1000, WOOOO
The Admins know just how to celebrate! With Gifts for ALL of us!

Anyway, if any of you readers have been reading my paper from long enough ago, you will remember my article, http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-future-of-eswitzerland-1244188/1/20'>The Future of Switzerland , anyway, it was written when JNArno was impeached, and it was addressing the attitude of the Swiss, who were giving up by droves. In fact, in the article, I wrote this segment
"Some People think this is the future"


Wow, that was a long time ago, I was but a young noob back then (I probably am today, but it is less visible, cheers to not being a noob) Anyway, point is that we have been fighting for freedom in Switzerland since my eBirth from the Shaolins, and long before that from the THeocrats, and we have won. We may not have out-organized, but we have outlived, we have put up with v2 when they couldn't, we have outlasted, WE HAVE WON, and now, it seems as if it is going to be thrown down the toiled, all of our efforts, and to you newer swiss, your chance at living in a productive nation, down the toilet,

If everyone wants to do that, what was the use of trying??? I mean seriously, I thought all of you wanted to create a new nation, one that worked, not one that fell apart instantly, just to let some new TO group come, the SHaolins are probably laughing at us like crazy....What was the use of trying?


Now, listen, and listen good, we need to work together, we are a fragile nation, and the government needs advice, not criticism,

Now for a story

Now, let me give you some pictures, the storybook Switzerland has two endings, a good and a bad,
Here is the first,


And here is the secon😛


Anyway, Happy Day 1000 from your President, and remember, Switzerland can be awesome, but I need your help, or else we will sink back to what we were before!

On to our next part,
Weekly Report

Just a little late, sorry, we will be more consistent in the future
Here is the governments Weekly report!

Ministry of Foreign Affairs

As you now know, I will be your MoFa for the next few weeks and we will need to re-establish the contacts between our most important partners. The task of an ambassador is quite interesting. The first thing you will have to do is to be in constant touch with the country where you represent eSwitzerland (forum and IRC). You will have to write regularly some reports about the political situation, especially about the events that might affect our country (which will likely be some military or economic concerns) and to inform your assigned country about the situation in eSwitzerland. Our great goal in this month will be to increase the population of eSwitzerland. How? By doing a baby-boom or attracting people. So the job of my department will be to attract people who are willing to help us out by consuming and creating jobs. This will be in sum the major part of your work.
Please, PM me if you are already an ambassador in any country, I need to know this. And PM me to if you want to become an ambassador, that’s important, thx. You can contact Penguin too, but he is on holiday at the moment

-Pascal

Ministry of Interior:
I am preparing a report on the country economy and population. I WIll also release soon an improved version of the welcoming message for new citizens
-Zillable
Ministry of Solidarity:
The goals of Solidarity Ministry are:
1. Make the game more familiar to the new citizens
2. Help the citizens find a new job and provide them with food and advices
3. Send messages to all new citizens (5 sent as of now)
-Jimakos Thess

Vastis Failed to write a report, but this is what the MoD is working on:
The MoD is working on creating an army, and is working with the MoFa to help Switzerland enter the international stage

Anyway, again, advice is welcomed, okay? We need help, what we do not need is a group of critics,

Anyway,

on to our last part,

Addressing Criticism
Don't think I can't take criticism, or advice, but there gets to be a point where "attack ads" are just harmful,

Read this a😛
"EDEN KILLS NEWBIES
like you can see the EDEN controlled government is responsible for the whole unemployment He sit in his American oval office and laugh about the SWISS 🙁"

Now, Let me take that apart, one by one,

1)First: EDEN KILLS NEWBIES
EDEN is not at all in charge of how we treat beginners
2) EDEN CONTROLLED GOVERNMENT
Eden does not control our government, that is like saying about RL Switzerland "The United Nations Controlled Switzerland".......That's not quite how it works, being part of an organization does not mean they control you, and to address you who call me an EDEN puppet from the beginning, I had no contact whatsoever with any EDEN official prior to being elected.
3) He sit in his American oval office and laugh about the SWISS 🙁
Ummmmmm, I remember a few people (Probably those who put up that ad) who were calling the French Swiss (My supporters for the most part) Xenophobes.......And now.....
Lastly, I am not eAmerican, I am eSwiss, I have never been anything different, I have never even been outside of eSwitzerland, my loyalties lie with the eSwiss...Not an eNation in which I have never been.
4) The worst part, the absolutely worst part, is that this was linked to Ricans paper, Rican is a good friend, to my knoweledge a supporter of mine, and somebody who would never run an ad that crude or disgusting I am ashamed of some of my countryman,

and want to end with this ultimatum:

Be a good citizen and this will be a good nation,

United we stand, divided we fall,

for Switzerland that has never been so true.

Hugs and Kisses,
Paul
President of eSwitzerland

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