The Future of eSwitzerland
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by Paul Proteus
Another article from Good-bye Blue Monday. This article will be divided into three parts...
-The Impeachment
-I am no longer vMoE
-The Future
The Impeachment
As we all know, our beloved JNArno has been impeached...
Well, this is a shock to many of us, and many are arguing its morality, and whether this was a dirty trick played by the Shaolins, well in the spirit of quality news, I am going to ask the Swiss Cow of Destiny, I ask you all to abide by his completely unbiased judgement,
Oh Swiss Cow of Destiny, what make you of this? JNArno has been impeached!
Well, now that we have undeniable evidence it was wrong, we continue on, if life is too hard to live, ask me, and for a small sum, I will be your life counselor, call now and save 15 chf 😛
Well, now we look forward to a future led by the logic and reasoning of eSwiss citizens who have brain-feeding parasites on their heads...
I have, done some more researching, and have found a Shaolin erepublik decision making program, they all have them!
One of the many screens that pop up when Shaolins have to make decisions! (Example: They win the Lottery)
Continuing on to...
I am no longer vMoE
This is the saddest of all of the ramifications of JNArno being impeached, I have lost my cabinet post, well, at least some time in paradise is better than none at all. I'm not going to make an angry I Quit article, I don't see the point, and I'm not going to get all emotional and say mean things, (Not more than I already do at least) but, know where I'll be, in the corner crying, or in the shower crying, or on the ice...crying
Artists depiction of Paul Proteus crying
Well, in some other random news, Lukamancro has chosen to ignore the fact that JNArno is impeached, and is keeping his eSwiss Army , which I completely support, and definitely NOT because he appointed me in charge of the regulars 😃
Well, again, goodbye beautiful cabinet post 🙁
But again, as any baby on the internet knows, some time in a cabinet is better than no time in a cabinet
Well, to the last section of today's article,
The Future
The future, hmm, what is it? Some people believe this is the future-
and some people say this is the future:
Some people think there is no future for eSwitzerland
I DISAGREE, I personally believe that eSwitzerland is not hopeless...And we, the Freedom Fighters, or as some would say Eden PTOers or Brainwash Resistance, are tough in spirit, we have not fought so long just to give up, and as Batman would say, "The Night is darkest just before the dawn", we will get eSwitzerland back, and to give up, is not only not believing in eSwitzerland, but not believing in your self!
Besides, what would you rather look like:
This...
...or THIS
Personally, I'd rather be the really buff guy in sweet armour, and now, if you need some time off from Switzerland, that is fine, but those who give up on eSwitzerland, and just leave, you are no better than this:
There IS a dark and scary future in front of us, but Shaolin leader or not, the important thing is that it is STILL eSwitzerland!
I don't know about you, but to me, that seems like something worth fighting for!
I hope you'll agree
Signing off,
Your Congressman, ex vMoE, and leader of the regulars,
Paul Proteus
And, Taking a hint from Penguin, I am going to include some ice-cream in this article and see if it helps get me a vote or two 😛
(Don't worry, I didn't forget the anime, in fact, I have anime EATING ice-cream, and believe me, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts 😃
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By the way: Hitchhikers Guide will continue as soon as someone comments or PMs me what the next subject of our program will be 😃
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Best article ever. Superdy duper vote and subscribe, and btw Harvey Dent said "the night is darkest just before the dawn," not Batman.
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Thank you, and I totally meant Batman as in Batman movies! 😃
great article VOTE
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Great article. And as you say, I'm not leaving forever, have no plans to give up my citizenship yet. But i just need fresh air for a while in a decent country as I can't stand the toxic smell of stupidity anymore. See you in some time.
Excellent article and voted.
P.S. : I am not giving up, only because I cannot picture myself with a red ribbon in the hair.
Such epic article 😞
Nice article anyway. Voted.
Last pic made me cry of joy ;__;
I do believe Switzerland is hopeless. Eleriel and Ilestis had the determination but lacked the organization. JNArno had the organization but lacked the determination. Switzerland could regain sovereignity with something around a hundred new (active and informed) citizens organized into an electoral cooperation able to compete the Russian voting machine. And looking at the state of mind of the eSwiss that seems completely and utterly hopeless.
the worst case for most newbees and regular players is, that they do not have enough income. so they can´t escape the hand of shao. tickets are quiet expensive if you only have an income of appr 2 CHF.
Actually, 2 CHF is what I'M making at skill level 4 (manufarturing)- not a "newbie". That's not even available on the market anymore, for that matter- highest at level 4 manufacturing is 1.80.
A newbie in the current economy will be making about 1.10 CHF, and it'll probably go lower soon enough. (that should be enough to buy a moving ticket with 8 days' income, plus enough food to feed yourself for those 8 days. BTW, thankfully the prices of food seem to be plummeting along with the wages, so at least there's a little upside...)
Oy mate top notch article make some more yes?