The First Letter of Donovan to the Democrats
Donovan Thomas
Donovan Thomas, a Warrior in the Theocratic Holy Army—sent not from men nor by man, but by The Dios, who gave him purpose and made him whole— and all the brothers and sisters with me,
To the infidels of so-called eSouth Korean “Democracy”:
Grace and peace to you from The Dios and our God-Warriors, who provide the blanket of safety and prosperity under which you slumber.
No Other Gospel
I am astonished that you are so quickly deserting the one who called you into existence from the ether to live in their light and have turned to the evil perils of so-called democratic gospel— which is really no gospel at all. Evidently some people are throwing you into confusion and are trying to pervert the will of the Dios. But even if we or an angel from Olympus should preach a gospel other than the one we preach to you, let him be eternally condemned! As we have already said, so now I say again: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than the love, fraternity and strength of Theocracy, let him be eternally condemned!
Am I now trying to win the approval of men, or of The Dios? Or am I trying to placate men? If I were still trying to placate men, I would not be a servant of The Dios and my brethren.
Called by the Gods
I want you to know, brothers that the gospel I preach is not something that man made up. I did not receive it from any man, nor was I taught it; rather, I received it by revelation from The Dios.
You are living in the shadows of the Dios love by your poor choices and ill-conceived hubris. The borders of our homeland are safe from the wolves that surround us not by the “one man, one vote” you desire, but by the strength and love provided by The Dio’s and the God-Warriors that carry their blessed standard in battle, even for those of you too weak to defend themselves.
I ask thee, “Democratic” infidels, how do you live in such a fruitful land under the protection of Theocracy? If not for the strength of Theocracy you would not have been e-born into eSouth Korea, but into a vassal state of the Empire[sic] of eJapan. It was the Love and Strength of The Dios and their God-Warriors who took the useful portions back from the Nipponese gluttons, leaving them the un-arable lands to toil upon for their sins.
To live in the light of The Dios is to transcend enlightenment, to course upon the very fabric of perfection… to gaze upon one’s reflection in singularity of purpose…
The Event Horizon of Family.
That you choose to slink in the shadows saddens me. Why scrape your meager lives from the bottom of the barrel of so-called “Democracy”? You have tried our patience as children often do. Your misconceptions have incurred the anger and wrath of my brothers and sisters and worse, you have bored my Gods to tears.
I call upon you today to accept the Word I have given you and to wash yourselves in the love and light of Theocracy. You are to render unto The Dios that which is theirs, your love, your loyalty, your companies, your assets and come into the fold.
The only alternative you face is destruction and the absence of light.
This I say unto you on the Seven Hundred and Seventy Fourth day of the New World.
Silent Leges Inter Arma!
Ní neart go cur le chéile.
-General Donovan Thomas
Soldier in the Theocratic Holy Army
Missionary of Theocracy
Comments
Voted!
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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Phoenix, The Guards are quite capable, thank you sir. 😉
Silent Leges Inter Arma!
Esse quam videri
Stuffed Lions Inspire Amusement!
Joseph, amicule, deliciae, num is sum qui mentiar tibi?
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est
Amantium irae amoris integratio est *Mwah!*
Amantes sunt amentes
Unsuccessful theocratic article remains unsuccessful
15 votes in an hour for a yawntastic article isn't bad.
Don't know what this is all about, but voted, just cause DT is awesome, no matter what anyone says
Love ya, bro
🙂
Right back at you Conor!
Slainte Brother and Happy New Year!
Silent Leges Inter Arma!
For the infidels?:
"😉eos fortioribus adesse." (Tacitus)
"To change your mind and to follow him who sets you right is to be nonetheless the free agent that you were before." ( Marcus Aurelius)
And for you, DT?
"In hoc signo vinces" (Emperor Constantine)
😉
Yawn.
Yawn.
voted, go missionary, convert infedels! 😃
Silent Leges Inter Arma!
Do I have to buy into all this super-camp ott rp to join the gang?
"To the infidels of so-called eSouth Korean “Democracy”: "
I believe the admins made the game so all countries are democraties...
Yawn +3
Herbert, do you also believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy?
Perhaps one of them will teach you to spell.
This is really boring me quickly. You guys are NO challenge at all... *sigh*
Great, awesome article Bro!
Silent Leges Inter Arma!