The Fat Bastard: Week of Day 1685

Day 1,687, 01:17 Published in USA Canada by Thedillpickl

written by Thedillpickl


Well, I suppose you noticed that this is not the regular Pickle Barrel. I have agreed to publish The Fat Bastard until such time as the originator, Lord Dark Helmet, can be found. He has went AWOL. Many attempts have been made to contact LDH both in game and out. We are very much hoping that this is simply some stupid glitch and not a RL emergency. As soon as something is known it will be announced here and on the forum. Keep good thoughts for LDH's safe return to us.

Previous editions of The Fat Bastard can be found here.

BoL has one candidate from last weeks election that gained a seat in Congress. LDH was to represent BoL in Baja this month. He has not as yet checked in on the eUSA forum nor has he changed his party affiliation back to BoL. (He had ran under the Republican Liberty Caucus.)

The SoL war games are over! Pickle's Patriots were a surprise, come from behind winner of the event. SoL Regiment #4, the EELS, came in first runner up. Prizes were abundant and talk of another contest was kicked around some. If you didn't participate, you didn't win nothin'!

Final results can be found here.

Sons of Liberty BoL's official MU
Pickle's Patriots Auxiliary MU

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