The Fat Bastard: Week of Day 1637

Day 1,637, 18:37 • Published in USA Republic of China (Taiwan) • by Lord Dark Helmet


Congratulations to Joseph Dinero for winning the PP Primary. No debate was held by mutual agreement between the candidates. All Bastards should vote for him in the in-game elections tomorrow (May 15).

JD has also released his cabinet and goals for the upcoming term:
PP - The JD
VP - Slade Cash
Chief of Staff - Lord Dark Helmet
Senior Advisor - Dru Blood and Emperor Rick
Head of the Militia - Deriachai
Party Liaison - Slade Cash
Public Relations/Media - Lord Dark Helmet
Deputy of Public Relations/Media - J. W. Bullwinkle
Recruiting and Retention Director - Talio Extremist
Deputy Recruiting and Retention Directors - RedEd and Zuntale
Treasury Secretary - Joseph Dinero

Congratulations to all who will be holding a post.

Member Representative elections will be held soon. Any Bastard is welcome to run for this post by declaring on the forum. The MR's role is to assist in party functions and also to serve as a liaison between the membership-at-large and the leaders at the top. It's a great way to get more involved with the party.

Embrace your inner Bastardom. Join up. Look to the party that truly values YOUR opinion on, well, everything.

Great job by all SoL members who donated gold during the sale as the Militia met it's goal for purchase of a Q5 factory. Now, it's time to help rebuild the gold reserve for more improvements Please send donations to Deriachai.

Captains for the upcoming month:
Reg 1: Lord Dark Helmet
Reg 2: Joseph Dinero
Reg 3: Kodos
Future Reg 4: Emperor Rick

New members are always welcome! To join the commune or for general questions, contact Deriachai.

Our forums have been re-organized to be more efficient and user friendly! Click the forum picture to check it out.

Some hot topics around the forums:
--Discussion on switching to a new forum and improvements to our current forum
--The meta-game and the role of out-of-game resources (such as forums)
--Help wanted in the R&R Department
--Helpful links for newer players!
--We discuss songs--both awesome and, unfortunately, annoying and/or dumb

TUESDAY--In-game PP election. As per the Party Manifesto, all Bastards are asked to vote for the Primary winner, Joseph Dinero

LATER THIS WEEK -- MR Election on the Forum

Those who are interested in Congressional Runs this month should stay tuned on the Boards for more information.

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The Arizona Republic: BoL VS Elitism Comic

A Helping Hand: Helping Hand Returns

Defakt:
--Crazy Japan :/
--Lieutenant Colonel John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming "Jack" Churchill
--Violet Jessop
--Sandwiches taste better when someone makes them for you
--The Overtoun Bridge Mystery

The Art of Making Enemies: Let's Play or Is Real Life, Real?


A 3-way tie this week!





Yes, the first two pictures did, indeed, tie the last. Don't want to see a pig, or a Kobe Bryant reaction face? Exercise your democratic rights. Submit your nominations here! And remember to cast your vote at the end of the week!