The Economist ~ War on all fronts

Day 805, 02:55 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Spite313
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Comrades,

The United Kingdom has reached it's Nadir. From here we face the combined forces of our enemies directly, army to army, UK vs USA, Phoenix vs Eden. In all of our long history we have never faced a threat this great.

All around the world Phoenix is rising. For now EDEN hold the advantages of superior geographic placement and superior access to resources. But out of our time of great suffering comes a level of co-operation and unity that they cannot match.

The eUK has been attacked because of our symbolism, not because of our resources. We are the symbol of their humiliation, their defeat, and their failure. Not only during the North American campaign but in the months that followed, the USA consistently failed to attack its new enemy.

Now it is here, finally brave enough to attack.

Yes we have lost regions.

We may lose more.

But victory shall be ours.

How do I know this, you ask? I know this because I know the people of the United Kingdom. We are friends, allies, comrades in arms. We are British and we as a nation are good for nothing apart from winning. However long or brutal our struggle is, we will emerge bloody eyed and grinning.

Our allies will look on in awe as the UK makes the ultimate sacrifice, and takes the full brunt our their ire so that our forces may strike elsewhere. Each American who wastes his damage bleeding on the rolling hills of England will be matched by our forces elsewhere, taking his feet out from beneath him. The Americans claim they didn't attack the UK in the past for tactical reasons. The USA couldn't find tactics if we drew them a map.

So listen up USA. Your hospitals will be destroyed, your regions reduced to rubble. Your precious resources will be taken.

And yes, the UK may be a casualty in that struggle. But unlike your useless alliance we are a true brotherhood. You say “We are an alliance of individuals”. I see “We only care about ourselves”. You say “You are a Phoenix puppet”. I see you not understanding what it is to give your life for a brother.


So remember, people of Britain, our fallen friends. Germany, Slovenia, Serbia, Hungary. Those that paid the ultimate sacrifice of losing their land and their resources. And where are those poor defenceless countries today? Helping to lead the world out of the darkness. And after this war we shall take our place amongst them.