The Economist ~ *VOTE* Prepare for Invasion

Day 776, 14:39 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Spite313
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Citizens of the UK, I come to you today with an important announcement regarding the future of our great nation.


In all of our long and noble history, the UK has never faced an invasion of her home territories. Our strong allies, our large population and our admitted lack of resources protected us from the avarice of our enemies.

However now we find ourselves in a position where we are entirely surrounded by enemies, our every shore faced with rows of unfriendly faces. In the face of such single-minded ill-intent we have only one option: to rise to the challenge of defending our small island with what resources we have.

Comrades, we must use our few advantages now. Population increases attack costs. Our most populous region, London, also holds more than half our companies and is our lifeline to survival as a nation. If London falls, the destruction of the United Kingdom and all it contains is inevitable.

We must unite as one people, one nation under arms. Our regional, political and personal differences cast aside. I myself am working with old adversaries to try and ensure the survival of our people. There are some things you, as a citizen, can do.

1. Move to the City of London. Your region is important to us but in the even of an invasion protecting it is impossible. We will pay for every insult against our regions later.
2. Arm yourselves with weapons and gather what cash you can. If you have gold, hold it in readiness as we may need it for the rebuilding effort should we run short of supplies.
3. Invite your real life friends. Tell them that the UK will be conquered unless they join. Every baby born in London raises our wall and our capacity to fight

Remember that our nation exists here, an unassailable fortress. Sign up now if you have not already. You can also go to our IRC channel, #eUK on rizon to participate in the defence.

I released an article yesterday asking for people to take courage and remain optimistic about our alliance. I reinforce that point today- as the armies of Hungary, Serbia, Russia and all our allies fight for Germany so too will they fight for us. Our shores will be bathed in the blood of aggressors. Our tanks will roll across the empty fields of Kent as our population raises the impassable blockades around our fortress capital.

We shall make London a new Heilongjiang. There will be no quarter given by our enemies, and we too must make a stand.

For Britain!

For Phoenix!