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The Dive Bar. Live free or die. Amurika forever.

Day 2,497, 12:22 • Published in USA USA

• by Candor

The Dive Bar is now the nations 20th largest party! Congratulations and keep up the good work! In another few months, with dedication, hard work, and some long hours, we may just make it to 19th!

Good work ladies and gentlemen. Sea Cows forever! Flipper bumps all around.
Oh and if anyone wants to run for Congress, join us and shoot me a message. No experience necessary or desired. None at all.

Also a note to vegans: If the world ends, we will eat you.

That is all.

Also penis.

Yep I said penis.

I think it's a small town in Alaska.

Comments

Dio Hostilian Day 2,497, 08:02

Also a note to vegans: If the world ends, we will eat you. ×2

Rice Racer Day 2,498, 02:00

Also a note to vegans: If the world ends, we will eat you. ×3

Silas Soule Day 2,499, 02:50

Prior to the world ending and eating the free-range vegans, would it be correct to assume that Bar patrons are expected to be Dumpster Divers? i.e. ... http://divethefilm.com ?

Dell Fargus Day 2,500, 19:46

lol

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